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From the page: "Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to... more

Reviewed by TONYYB Aug 21 2007, 03:02pm ( 152 reviews ) • boardofwisdom.com

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Rated by RachelJTM on Oct 26, 9:28am

I laughed after reading each line of this- great stumble
Reviewed by Gurushabad on Oct 15, 10:46pm

Hmmmmm
Rated by abo-3adel on Oct 15, 8:49pm

From the page: "8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons." - My favorite :P
Rated by thewaste on Jul 01, 2:35am

Everyone has seen these a hundred times and they were never funny. Stop it.
Rated by sessee on Apr 29 2009, 3:36pm

I SAW all of these fifty times already. They weren't funny the first time.
Rated by UnoriginalErin on Apr 01 2009, 8:17pm

CAPITALIZE the first word of every sentence for no reason whatsoever.
Rated by squintsgeek on Dec 13 2008, 8:20pm

I'm totally going to try these.
Rated by awesomealias on Nov 22 2008, 10:06pm

Despite the really annoying format and poor capitalization this was very cute.
Rated by darshanchande on Nov 21 2008, 2:17am

hehe.. hilarious!!
Rated by Missice on Oct 19 2008, 4:28am

From the page: "18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"" LOL

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