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 CastorQuinn rated 48 months ago- " Love never worked out for us the way it did on TV or in the movies or songs. It was harder, more awkward and humiliating. Valentine's Day was invariably a miserable, dateless disaster. It all seemed just a little phony, contrived before we even knew the word, unnatural. But it appeared t...
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11 Reviews
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- bigjanproduction rated 10 months ago
- From the page: "A young man married is a man that's marr'd.
William Shakespeare
It's sad, I don't believe it. I'm just in pain.
- RogueDoll rated 45 months ago
- hey i love valentines day! only cos its my birthday =D otherwise, this is great for my bitter black heart
- denalisky rated 34 months ago
- I'm still looking for the married and it mostly sucks, section. I'm certain I'll find it here. Maybe.
- dianitac rated 34 months ago
- Happy and single? all at the sametime? yes, and the black hearts party understands that :)
- Dashiell rated 36 months ago
- Affirming my right to a bad mood.
- kibibu rated 41 months ago
- Rise up against Valentine's Day!
- joycefricken rated 35 months ago
- Dispondency and angst.. my two favorite emotions!
- CastorQuinn rated 48 months ago
- " Love never worked out for us the way it did on TV or in the movies or songs. It was harder, more awkward and humiliating. Valentine's Day was invariably a miserable, dateless disaster. It all seemed just a little phony, contrived before we even knew the word, unnatural. But it appeared to work for everyone else, so we resigned ourselves to the lonely existence of social outcasts and spent our adolescence listening to The Smiths and searching the atlas for desert islands to inhabit."I love this site. They feel my pain, and make cynical, jaded humour out of it. Solidarity.
- sweethell rated 51 months ago
- As they had forced us to celebrate the bright, sunny, sugar-coated, synthetic side of love before, now we would celebrate the dark, grim reality. And so the Black Hearts Party was born.
- chimichurri rated 56 months ago
- FROM THE PAGE: In our on-going quest to improve our chances of finding a half-competent lover, the Black Hearts Party Laboratory for Sexual Exploration (BHPLS) has devised a series of tests by which anyone can plumb the depths of their own sexuality, determine whether they are pioneer or Mouseketeer, sexual scholar or student, better than they think they are or so bad they just ought to stop. Click the links below to begin testing.
Note: Masturbating while taking these tests may affect your outcome.
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