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    From the page: "Religion Differences Taoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens". Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Islam: If shit happens, is it... more

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  • Reviewed by franklinbains90 on Dec 07 2008, 12:04am

    Blackism?

  • Rated by erynne on Sep 08 2006, 7:31pm

    Sprinkled with expletives, but still VERY funny! :)

  • Reviewed by jtahjs on Aug 24 2006, 8:08am

    "A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'". The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: "I am a Pakistani!" The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored" Isn't that the truth?

  • Rated by aliiscool on Aug 22 2006, 11:31pm

    my friends have a poster of this in their bathroom always makes me giggle as i whizzzzzzzzzz

  • Rated by ginajudd on Aug 20 2006, 9:15am

    From the page: "Religion Differences Taoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens". Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Islam: If shit happens, is it the will of Allah? Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, Knock, "Shit happens". Atheism: There is no such thing as shit. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder. Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me? Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you. Blackism: Fuck all this shit"

  • Rated by messir on Aug 20 2006, 8:02am

    Religion-shit happens