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CaliLisette joined StumbleUpon on Mar 27, 2008
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ramblinthoughts rated 3 days ago- Ah yes, my first recruit for my pirate ship....ladies, please apply....
- GalerieSensuelle rated 7 weeks ago
What a fun blog....classy images.....but the real crack ups are the captions she puts with her classy images.......Thanks calilisette for a great visit....:)
- dj3huty rated 7 weeks ago
- CaliLisette's pages are utterly hilarious. Or else she is serious and I'm being extremely rude. "I got lost on the way home from the hair salon. I have been wandering around for a week. But here I am! I found my house! Yay! Now I can write new things. I like new things. They are usually shiny."
- goopher01 rated 8 weeks ago
- A fun site, a provocative site, a unique site one for many different tastes. An adult site, but classy with it.
- cocorose rated 8 weeks ago
- fabulous photos and hilarious original captions I don't know how to feel today Part of me is cold The other side numb My heart? I told you I don't know how to feel today
- bel-vedere rated 8 weeks ago
Oh hell yessssss. There's nothing I love more than having a nice smoke. In the back of a dirty old abandoned bus. Mmm Hmmmm. Wearing my obscenely expensive perfectly tailored leather pants with attached chastity belt and side buckle detail. Yeah. And my sheer yellow bra with woven mesh lingerie style top. And my strappy Gucci sandals. Perrrrrrfect. I just lie back and get nice and comfortable on one of those public transit vinyl seats with deteriorating foam stuffing. Yeahhhh. Then I stick my slightly parted legs over the back of the seat in front of me. Oooooh. Then I just lean back and close my eyes. Suck in. Mmmmm. Blow out. Ohhhhh. Carcinogenic goodnesssss. Hot.
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I am a geologist. I know most of you know that by my geologist uniform, but I am telling you just in case. Here I am with the love of my life! I met her on the job, and boy, it was quite a scandal. Everyone was talking. You know, that whole workplace romance no-no thing. People call our love "unconventional." (I still don't get why, but anyway.) Ohhhh, don't worry, baby, they don't know you the way I do. You are my rock. You are so strong and stable! While I may fall apart over the little things, you remain solid, and never crumble under pressure. (Except that one time when we had that earthquake. But I forgive you.) You are the quiet type, and never jealous. You don't mind if I wear my tiny uniform all over the city, unlike those other girlfriends I've had. You trust me enough to let me go wherever I want, whenever I want, and when I come home, there you are. Right where I left you. Mmmm...kiss. I think that everyone is just jealous of our love! What is everyone staring at?! Weirdos.
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I like the finer things in life. Don't fault me. I am far from an elitist. I just was born with very discriminating sensibilities. From the home I live in, to the clothes I wear, to the car I drive, and well, even the to ice cream I eat, I want the very best! This may seem silly to you; I don't expect you to understand. But I simply cannot tolerate anything other than designer ice cream. This particular cone I am enjoying now is by Chanel. It is delicious. Well, yes, this green lump isn't cold at all and tastes like wax, but it is designer! And, true, the cone is made out of the same thing plates are (I know, because I tried to bite into it), but it is designer! You just don't get it, do you? *sigh* That's okay. Just run along and eat some of your *ewww* grocery store ice cream. You cannot help that you are a plebian. But as far as I am concerned, this is the best 2,500 dollars I have ever spent. Also, why am I a mannequin?
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