yrret/funny

heh

Funny story of a guy trying out his wifes taser on his leg

Remember when you were in elementary school and you found out that one of your favorite teachers smoked? Or you heard them swear outside the teachers lounge?

Ahh, not exactly sure where this analogy is going...
Which is the feeling in general that I get with Aunty and all her guises.
Anyhoo, she must be in some sort of SU uber elite category, and this is my entry so I can track her down when I am thinking "WTF is her handle of the moment?"

Always good for wit and a cutting view, but with the occasional glimpse of warmth with her kids and hubbie.

OMG I laughed my ass off at this little guy getting so excited at a recital. Go watch it, it is damn funny.

I think this is pretty dang funny. The things your kids say is pretty amazing.

I laughed pretty hard at this. One of the most viewed at break.com, but I hadn't seen it.

So I saw a posting of "International Rules of Manhood" and tracked it back to this article....



From the page:
Rule #6: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.


Rule #85 (The Sergeant Schultz Rule): When queried by a buddys wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

Rule #212: Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.


Rule #404: Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move furniture: Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move furniture: You%u2019d rather stay home and watch Speed Buggy reruns.


Rule #723 (The Tuxedo Cloaking Rule): A best-man toast must not include any of the following phrases: down in Tijuana, improbably booting out his nose, mostly scabbed over, or Cenergetic Greco-Roman clusterfuck.


Rule #959: You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bullshit. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.)


Rule #1,073: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.


Rule #1,219: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever, unless you actually marry her.


Rule #1,476: The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy whos running late: five minutes. Maximum waiting time: six minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1 to 10 scale.

Guy taunts bull and gets what he deserves.