Drunk and Driving On Berlin's Beer Bike
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yamon2008
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Eamonn is a 63 year old guy from Roscommon, Ireland
Interested in many things but generally confine these pages to humour and music. Have a bit of a gripe now and then of course! Have lived in Dublin, Melbourne, Jeddah, Riyadh, Paris and Roscommon over the years! .......................... How long since I've spent a whole night in a twin bed with a stranger His(her) warm arms all around me? How long since I've gazed into dark eyes that melted my soul down To a place where it longs to be? Joan Baez (Huge Baez / Dylan fan!)
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The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and
walked .
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.
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Born forlorn. Lived unloved. Died unmourned. - Six Word...
Reviewed • 1 review • sixwordstories.net
SIX WORD STORIES ... a few of my favs ...
TIME MACHINE REACHES FUTURE!!! ... nobody there ...
"Who're you?" said the dead atheist.
Newspapers go online. Birdcage is filthy.
Found Sasquatch. Camera battery dead. Damn.
Told her. Lost her. Honesty's overrated.
Letter to Hell: she misspelled "Santa."
I went clubbing. Softest coat ever.
"Oh, Rita." "Oh, Ralph." "...Ralph?" "...Shit."
Heart stolen. Thief located. Cardiac arrest?
Rex devoured Annabelle's corpse. Good dog.
Old friends. Alzheimer's disease. New friends!
