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From the page: "In other news I'm still largely off desk so the stories that I'm relaying I heard from my coworkers. First there was the guy who roamed the Library while carrying a lava lamp, LOL! don't think anyone ever saw him before or since but the entire time he was in the Library that day he never let go of his lamp."

From the page: "Yesterday I noticed an old vagrant fall asleep while sitting near our central stairwell. Normally we wake people up who fall asleep, but in the deep winter we generally cut the homeless some slack... I mean, we're talking the teens here, in Fahrenheit. Anyway, nearly an hour later the guy woke up and I watched him stagger his way over to the Reference Desk (which he used to steady himself), then along the wall and into the restroom."

From the page: "I have a few questions though for anyone in the know. What kind of desktop software is available for Droid and how good is it? One of the reasons that I've been putting off switching information appliances is that I have a lot of stuff in my PDA, and I mean a LOT of stuff!! I was an early adopter of PDAs before they became phones and I have everything from the usual address book and such, to passwords and much much more... It's even my checkbook now (encrypted of course). So anyway, I need to be able to extract ALL of the information currently in my phone, back it all up on my computer, and migrate it over to whatever I wind up with."

From the page: "This particular guy a homeless veteran, but he isn't an Irregular. He chooses to be homeless even though he has steady part-time work, and he is consistently polite and respectful of the Library staff and our materials. Although he most certainly leads an unconventional life he is always a decent guy."

From the page: "Sometimes the duties required of a librarian absolutely astound me.

Over the years I've been a plumber, a furniture mover, and an all-around problem solver. Today however, was a new one even for me..."

From the page: "A guy was arrested in a Kentucky library for spanking off to the WWE online:"