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You are in a desert. You have with you the following five animals: A lion, a cow, a horse, a sheep, and a monkey.

While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately.

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

WHERE THE FUCK SHOULD I GO TO EAT?

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