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Jersey Shore Getaway
This weekend my boyfriend (who writes for vorochta5.com, check it out!) and I ventured to the Jersey Shore for some much-needed R&R (and no, unfortunately we had no encounters with Snooki). I g...
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Why don't you stay with me? For another minute, Just lay with me. The time is nearing, For when we must part. Our time is disappearing. So why can't you just stay with me? Spend another day with me...
Out of Thyme
I'm in kitchen, I'm at stove. I making dish for table 5. Desserts, Desserts, they pass me by. I focus on my cooking, I shut them out. I lower heat, but heat is on. I wipe forehead, I sweating like ...
Oh, Soul Mio
Water boils. Steam blows. I'm in the kitchen making tea. A sudden ring. I answer the phone. No one home. I'm all alone. Death comes knocking. I answer the door. Not today, good sir, not today. Grab...
Fan Submission - Old Man on the Train
Old Man on the Train There is a stoic old man sitting on the Dinky, He takes the same steps every time he leaves the train. Methodically stumbling his way through the tunnel at the center of the st...
Taking a deep breath, I descend one step at a time. The sounds of chatter and daily life disappear. They are replaced By the sounds of the soles of my shoes Tapping against the wooden stairs. All e...
Last night was fantastic. You and I and the music we totally blasted. Things got out of control as my wings expanded, Knocking over your lamps, Which I fixed, just as you demanded. What we're doing...
V 4 V5
He smiled, and caressed the nape of my neck Such a somber moment will not last Such a shame, such a waste I cannot stay here, not where I shouldn't be Forces unseen rack my mind, rip my soul and se...
Sometimes, I get out of control. I start losing my mind, Speaking softly, Screaming loudly, Moderately laughing. People annoy me, I supress my rage. Drinking myself to sleep. Bedding strange women....
Toe. Heel. 1, 2, 3.
Toe. Heel. 1, 2, 3. I've got your eye. Toe. Heel. 1, 2, 3. You're impressed. Toe. Heel. 1, 2, 3. You shuffle back and spin. Toe. Heel. 1, 2, 3. I'm down on one knee. You sit on the other. You kiss ...
Rubbing One Out
There it was. Small, yet heavy. She grabbed it. Rubbed it. A mysterious substance emerged. I told her I'd grant her three wishes.
Remorse Code | Vorochta 5
Remember The Alimony
You said you'd always love me But thats not the case You threw shoes and remotes and a slap at my face That ring on your finger Didn't mean a thing As for that girl last night She was just a fling ...
Rain | Vorochta 5
Black and white. Adored, yet lonely. I enter the cage. She growls and lies on her back. She invites me to come closer. I take off my clothes. We make love. Morning comes, I leave. She looks, she sn...
Music in my ears, The world has no voice. It moves to what only I can hear. Images of light. Flashes of life. Music in my ears. Lips move, The world has no voice. With every passing moment, My thou...
I suddenly crave for you. You've been running through my mind. To put my lips to you, To finally have you, Is all I want or I shall die. - Alas, I have you. I start burning deep inside. A fiery pas...
Gone. | Vorochta 5
Finally off from work, I'm heading home. "Nice." The bus hasn't arrived yet. I just want to go home. I feel like someone's looking at me. Hey, he's pretty cute. He's also pretty strange. Oh no, he'...
Eurasian, I'm Not | Vorochta 5
Eternal Salivation | Vorochta 5
Early Morning Rain
It's early in the morning. The trains are full. I find a seat. Our eyes meet. Your breasts so deep. Your eyes so fine. We smile and we talk. You rub your leg slowly against mine. This is my stop. I...
Desire and Conspire
Never a moment of regret, A test of true emotions, Teasing me at any given moment, Having her heaving halves, All the more desiring, Lately, more and more, I tremble with fear for A feeling unfamil...
Death By Poetry
A piercing pain in my ear, Children coughing, Panic sets in. Can it be? Pigs roam, Birds flock to pray, A piercing pain in my ear.
Cream Cheese and Watermelon
How fondly I think of you, I drink mine, You drink yours. Words we exchanged, Your breasts, Your hair, Your eyes, you gaze into mine and I into yours. I think of kissing you, as you think of kissin...
Lessons In Life
A Series Of Life Lessons. [catlist name=lessons-in-life orderby=title numberposts=-1 order=asc]
Somerset - A tale of two strangers on a train.
Pilgrimage to Turkey
Gobble Gobble Gobble, We gobble down our food. It is an age old tradition, With origins in Hungary Brought over to Istanbul, Straight to the colonies, presently the States. Set at the table, A mult...
My Three Wives
Last week I married three women. Or should I say, they married me. It had been decided that I was their husband. I was never one for polygamy, but ever so often, I find myself making things out of ...
Mary With Bear
Walking through the woods, I heard giggles and growls. Walking through the woods, I decided to investigate. There she was, lying on the ground. There it was lying to her. She claimed to love it. I ...
Of Mice And Man
As I stand in total darkness, I hear voices and movement. A light shines on me. All I see is white. Music grows louder. My actions grow stronger. I leap forward to my death. They drag me off the st...
It burned and it burns, All through the night. The morning sky appears. The light flickers, My candle slowly drips, As it softens and disappears. So goes my light, My dying flame.
Taking pills, I cannot wake. Refusing pills, I cannot sleep. Endless days, Restless heart, Lonesome nights. A writer's peril. A writer's delight.
Cigarettes and Lip Gloss
By far, the most intriguing woman I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Her beauty was unmatched. Her accent was deceiving. Everywhere she walked, Her presence was illuminating To the darkest of p...
Bloodbath and Beyond
Axis of Symmetry
I watch them interact in silence. Like celluloid images. Their counterparts so loud. Barriers of sound, Extensions of light. I watch them eat, read, and play. I see myself, Silent on both sides.
Ask The Clouds
Ask a cloud why, and it will not say for it does not know. In and out and up and down, the atmosphere is its playground and we are the ants. Where we soil with works unseen by the lofty one above. ...
Most nights, my only friend is Whiskey Then I think to myself, Whiskey, that's a weird name for a friend.
I have fingers I have toes I wish my toes were fingers too
A Summer Night's Dismay
A summer breeze ruffles through my hair. I stare beyond what is there. Cars riding backwards and forward. Sitting there, motionless. Observing. The streets so empty, yet so busy. A beautiful woman...
A Knight's Might For A Midnight Flight
A Novel Idea
They cannot vote, and for good reason too. Their cold as ice hearts and gnat minded wits cloud their judgement. Busying themselves with the fineries far too extravagant for their own good, they fue...
A squid, and octopus and a shark walk into a bar. The bartender turns to the squid and says "What'll it be?" The squid says nothing... After an uncomfortable silence, the bartender says "OK..." and...
Pontifex Maximus | Vorochta 5
Hak'tar | Vorochta 5
Ode To Carol
Mail, mail everywhere Always falling, its unfair My heart is pounding At a rapid pace Mail is stacked All over the place IN and OUT It all looks the same Until I pause from work And read your name ...
The Fly On The Wall
The littlest eyes in the room are the ones which see the most. Steady and daring, they do not dart they do not flee. They see the crooked cop taking a bribe, all the while vowing to uphold the law....
Le Chevalier De La Lune
On a warm spring day, in the local wood of Montpellier, there lived a knight. He was a man of nature who lived in harmony with the singing birds, the whispering winds, and the forested lands. He dr...
Sobering and cold it falls. Regardless of who you are or where you've been. It plays It jumps It sings It dances on the tip of your tongue and all throughout the air. It cleanses your mind, but fre...
The Navajo Ranch
Indians grab their rifles, their bows and arrows. Tomahawks in hand, they are off to war. Painting their faces with the blood of their enemies, chanting and summoning spirits of protection. The chi...
Far in the country, away from society, I tend to my farm, I tend to my crops. Sometimes, at night, I drink too much. I talk to my goats and lay with my sheep. How soft the wool feels on my body. Li...
Surely I have died and gone to Heaven. Or perhaps this is Heaven on Earth? Can it be true? Or do my eyes deceive? I know naught of, What my senses perceive. Shadows in daylight, It hides in plain s...
Fall asleep in the bed, Let the noises fade. Feel the blanket of water, Let your problems go away. Don't resist, don't persist, Let the river fill your chest. I can feel your troubles drifting, Dow...
Relax After Work.
It's five pm and I have dirty hands. Evidence of a long days work streaks down my face. My knuckles are callused and neck sunburned. The fields have finally been overturned. I come into the house f...
Three Faithful Blacksmiths.
Three blacksmith's apprentices wanted to remain friends and agreed to work in the same town, but business was slow and they had grown so poor they thought they would have to separate. A man dressed...
I can't make it.
"Want to come out for dinner and drinks with us?" she asked. He replied, "I heard my professor is there. I can't make it." "Won't you come to my birthday celebration tomorrow? It's starts at 10pm" ...
Crusade. | Vorochta 5
The Riddle. | Vorochta 5
Riots in the streets. Screaming and jumping around. No one calls the cops.
Gunshells and Guitar Strings
I'm drunk. And I shouldn't be holding this pistol. But no soul in town will do this job. The wind crawls west. Just like every other day. And I sweat. Just like every other day. There is a tall man...
My mother always told me... "Life is like a box of chocolates." Ironically, she's a diabetic.
Sitting in a corner, Watching the world go by, She sits there, waiting. Rain falls, but she doesn't feel a drop. She closes her eyes for just a second And does not see the flash of lightning. Still...
I looked at her, Through the smoke and music. She studied me from across the table. I intrigued her, as she excited me. Her glance hardened, and I soon followed suit. It was just her and me. Togeth...
'Twas one summer night, in mid-November, The sun was shining brightly. Warm days and snowless nights. Four writers, they wrote for all to remember. Later that night, or perhaps, earlier the next ...
Bipolar Ice Caps
Surrounded by fire, Surrounded by pain, I woke up with a vision. A man, taking in the pain of others. A man, slowly falling apart. Watching his world fall apart, He sits there, seemingly motionless...
Anna Chelak & The King of Siam
Analogy of An Allergy
Though I wanted to touch it, To Taste it, I kept my distance, Sitting in the shade. The very smell of it, Causes a series of reactions. Swelling occurs, Expelling a corporal product.
Aly on a Boat
Swishin' and rockin'...the boat is creaking. Night falls. The moon rises. We meet at the bar. We stretch. We talk. She tells me she has a whale in her closet. Confusion arises. She takes me back to...
A Page of Thought | Vorochta 5
Each day I see them, As I walk down the hall. He pushes her around. He pushes her all day. She doesn't seem too fond, "I can do it myself." Leave her alone. Stuck in that chair, She'll never be fre...
Lessons In Life # 2
To Have And Bear All
It was dark and wet. Spring had just arrived and all was quiet but for the sound of his heavy breathing and the dripping water. His snoring echoed throughout and frightened intruders away. All of a...
Lessons In Life # 4
Sometimes, I find myself stuck in the past. It's hard to leave behind. I wish I could stay, But then I realize if I don't fix my time machine, I could really screw up the present. ...So I don't.
Lessons In Life # 5
Sometimes I see a girl and I'll go over and talk to her. Sometimes it just doesn't work out and a friend will console me By informing me that there are plenty of other fish in the sea. I went fishi...
Lessons In Life # 6
Sometimes I wonder what life would be like, had something been different. What could have and what should have have no place in the past or present. There is really only now, and though I could cla...
Lessons in Life # 8
Sometimes I get really hungry and need to eat. I think about what I will have for lunch. I want to buy a sandwich, but I am out of money. So, I don't.
Lessons in Life # 9
Sometimes I get asked a tough question. Something like, what do you think about this legislation term limit bill? It's important for my job, but it's controversial and better not to say anything. S...
Lessons In Life #12
Sometimes, after making love, I'm tempted to ask my partner's name. But then I stop to realize, it'll ruin the magic. ...So I don't.
Lessons In Life #10
Sometimes I feel like going to a bar and picking up a random person, But then I think, someone will probably hit me once I put them down. ...So I Don't.
Lessons in Life #11
Sometimes people ask me for spare change. Often, they do it with wet eyelashes and mouse-like voices. Part of me wants to hand over the singles in my pocket. But then again, this person is probably...
Lessons In Life #16
Sometimes, when I'm stressed, I'm tempted to punch a random person in the face, But then I stop to consider that what goes around, comes around, And I certainly don't want anyone to punch me. ...So...
Lessons In Life #15
Sometimes, a piece of paper falls out of my pocket. I'm tempted to leave it there, But then I'll look up and see a sign that says, "NO LOITERING." ...So I don't.
Lessons In Life #17
Sometimes, when I'm tired, I'm tempted to go to sleep. But then I stop to consider that I may never wake. ...So I don't.
Lessons in Life #19
Sometimes I think about the war. What it would be like to die. Young and alone. There's a letter waiting on the table. I'm supposed to open it. But I'm a coward. ...So I don't
Lessons In Life #20
Sometimes, when I'm writing for Vorochta 5, I come up with a novel idea, But then I realize that I don't have the time to write a one. ....So I don't.
Lessons In Life #21 | Vorochta 5
Lessons In Life #22
Sometimes, the Devil says he can offer me a deal that I can't pass up. He's a persuasive guy. ...So I don't
Lessons In Life #23
Sometimes, while getting intimate with another, I begin to worry about my size, But then I stop and think, It's a recession. ...So I don't.
Lessons In Life #24
Sometimes, when I'm at the beach, I'm tempted to go into the water. But then I stop to consider that there is probably a big shark in there. ...So I don't.
Lessons In Life #25
Sometimes, in the morning, I get a strong urge to pee in the shower. But then I realize my roommates wouldn't appreciate that. ...So I don't.
Lessons In Life #26
Sometimes, while riding the train, I'm tempted to offer my seat to a woman with a child. But then I stop to consider the humiliation, should she refuse. So, I don't.
Lessons In Life #27
Sometimes, when I'm down in the village, Looking for a fun time, I often consider the chief's daughter, But then I stop to consider the shortage of animal skins. ...So I don't.
Lessons In Life #29
Sometimes, when I see you through the window, I'm tempted to knock on the glass to get your attention. But then, I stop to consider that you might call the police. ...So, I don't.
Lessons In Life #30
Sometimes, people ask me how we can improve the neighborhood, They're getting fed up with all the crime in town. I consider telling them that the solution is to open up more Banks, Simply because t...
Lessons In Life #37
Lessons In Life #37
Lessons In Life #31
Sometimes, cool people in the park, Wearing leather jackets, offer me drugs, At first I'm tempted to partake in their activities, But then I see a sign that says "Keep Off Grass." ...So I don't.
Lessons In Life #32
Sometimes, when I hear about earthquakes in California, My initial response is to blame God, But then I come to realize that it's San Andreas Fault. ...So I don't.
Lessons In Life #33
Sometimes, when I'm in need of protection, I'm tempted to get some Trojans, But then I realize, they're not around anymore. ...So, I don't
Lessons In Life #34
Dwarfs standing on the shoulders of giants
Lessons In Life #36
Lessons In Life #38
Lessons In Life #39
Sometimes, when I stand with my trousers down, I'm tempted to start coughing, But then I realize you're not a doctor. ...So I don't.
Love, Lust, And Time
On the eve of my one hundredth birthday, Looking not a day over twenty-one, I have ended my life long quest for love. As I stand before the mirror, I begin to reflect on the past...