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Tyler is a 35 year old man from Sapporo, Japan

I came from the land of Zelf where I was raised covertly by the Mer-people of Wolfvania. At a young age I mastered the art of Zombie Hunting, and waxed strong in wisdom and understanding. With this wisdom, I befell a tartlet proficiency in the art of the cardboard guitar, and thus followed a series of semi-successful gigs in Heavy Metal clubs across Britain.

By the time I reached the tender age of 19, I had surpassed the Dear Leader (Kim Jong Il) in astounding deeds (such as mastering Vulcan, and eating an entire Asian Buffet plum dry of sweet meats and egg rolls).

I now spend much of my time in seclusion, cloaked with a veil of secrecy, and wrapped tightly in a whole-gain, five-spice wrap.