toebias

Last seen: 5 hours ago

toebias is a 35 year old guy from choke on stench, England, UK

Sometimes when im on here id like to spray my eyes with opaque black paint and stuff plasticine in my ears. But in amongst the sea of second rate blogs, useless lists and lolcats, there sometimes exists a hint of a glimmer of what might possibly be a nugget of pure interwebs gold. Its this that keeps me coming back like a deranged stumbleupon crack whore, cos oooOOO momma, i lurves mah interwebs.