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Cool M&Ms game. It helps to think in puns.

Okay, McDonald's is now the new metric unit for crap.

Applewood smoked bacon + Alder smoked salt + deep milk chocolate

Pork + Chocolate = Vomit with chunks of pork and chocolate.

Average restaurant meal in London = $79

Yes, but with the exchange rate, a meal in London is only worth .73 of a meal in the U.S.

From the page: "Cola Stir-Fry Beef and Onion
- 1 lb beef flank steak sliced thin - 3/4 cup cola (any brand you like) - 3/4 cup soysauce - 1 table spoon sesame oil - 3 cloves garlic minced - 2 slices of ginger - 1 onion roughly chopped in pieces

Directions: 1. Mixed beef, cola, soysauce, sesame oil, garlic in a bowl and let marinated for ½ hour. 2. Heat up the wok with oil and stir fry the ginger until fragrant. 3. Add the marinated beef and stir around 4. When beef looks almost done put in the onion, cook til done."

How to eat cheap (but not necessarily healthy).

From the page: "Ice Cream in a Bag
Copyright © 1999 Dorothy LaFara, auntannie.com
Here is a fun idea for a hot summer day. My kids love it!

Note: As in all recipes, results can vary depending on humidity, conditions, etc. Please try any recipe out before attempting in a group setting.

This project is rated VERY EASY to do.

What You Need


* 1 tablespoon Sugar
* 1/2 cup Milk or half & half
* 1/4 teaspoon Vanilla
* 6 tablespoons Rock salt
* 1 pint-size Ziploc plastic bag
* 1 gallon-size Ziploc plastic bag
* Ice cubes



How To Make It


1. Fill the large bag half full of ice, and add the rock salt. Seal the bag.
2. Put milk, vanilla, and sugar into the small bag, and seal it.
3. Place the small bag inside the large one and seal again carefully.
4. Shake until mixture is ice cream, about 5 minutes.
5. Wipe off top of small bag, then open carefully and enjoy!"

What they don't tell you is that if you substitute cough medicine for the milk, you get crystal meth!