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- Jul 20, 2006 1:26pm (98 reviews) gogo, we-have-hats, liberal-cult http://the-one-u-want.stumbleupon.com/
t h e - o n e - w e - w a n t - b a c k
In her own woids...
I've decided to reactivate this temporarily dormant account in order to express my disdain for politically insensitive, not to mention extremely distateful avatars flaunted by several SUers on Stumbleupon.
Following the Lebanon/Israeli conflict, it seems no coincidence the amount of avatars reinforcing th Israeli/American alliance has significantly increased. Some have even taken it a step further by including animated gifs of the aforementioned flags with the slogan "the axis of good" written underneath. The intention of these avatars/gifs is obvious, and so its needless for me to elaborate any further.
And so, considering it's four in the morning and I'm NOT prepared to start ranting away with this already too-long notice - I'm signing off.
But I do hope this place realises that tolerance, and consideration for others wins over close-mindedness and extremism, because I can only see it getting worse if people fail to recognise this.
And anyway - why is political stance taken so seriously in the first place? There is a big difference between a keen interest in the subject - to regarding it as the only thing proving your identity and self-worth. I think it's unhealthy, obviously, and also because it causes terrible friction with people who may hold different views - but course: this is exactly what you want.
- making this rant completely pointless.
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- Jul 14, 2006 12:30pm (159 reviews) http://bradley.stumbleupon.com/
- B r a d l e y
It was a dark and stormy night, or was it. this bradley is not a tank. Sometimes it was hard to tell, it rained, it rain-dead. this bradley is not a tank. Did I belong here? Did I belong anywhere? this bradley is not a tank.
Those were questions I was just going to have to find the answers to I guess.
It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? this bradley is not a tank. The seventh seal had been broken.
The Seventh? Already? Time flew when we were having fun. Seems only yesterday we were slamming tequila. Tequila? Tequila! this bradley is not a tank.
In old Barcelona. It was time. this bradley is not a tank.
Time for what? Who knew?
Just time. this bradley is not a tank.
This Bradley Arrested Nicolas Fouquet.
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- Jul 7, 2006 4:48pm (216 reviews) http://dlaf.stumbleupon.com/
D L A F
A Selection of Popular Phrases with Certain Words Replaced With 'DLAF' in the Manner of Search Engine Spam.
A DLAF a day keeps the doctor away. Ambassador with this DLAF you are spoiling us. Go to DLAF on an egg. Just DLAF it. How do you DLAF yours? There's more than one way to DLAF it. Don't cross the DLAFs. Give the dog a DLAF. DLAF is good for you. Think DLAF. Nine out of ten Tigerdragonbrands prefer DLAF. There can be only DLAF. Does exactly what it says on the DLAF. Veni Vidi DLAF. A DLAF by any other name would smell sweets. The ultimate DLAF machine. If Carlesberg made DLAFs, umm the export version would be stronger? No DLAF, no comment. Are you feeling DLAF, punk? (ooerrr). There once was a DLAF from Luton; who had never slept on a futon; one day on the range; this all suddenly changed; and now on her head there's a toucan. Reach out and DLAF someone. Ah! DLAF. You were only meant to DLAF the bloody doors off. A little dab'll DLAF you. It's DLAF time. In the year DLAFDLAF (why do I only have a really naff version of that song by someone called Zagar?) No DLAF no cry. Vosprung DLAF technic. Into every life a little DLAF must fall. (hmm I wonder if 'little' is a common adjective in advertising, if so why? answers on a postcard with a tenner to the Blue Peter Presenter Drugs fund - "You want us to raise YOUR kids? then buy us the good gear. [or the dog gets it])]). It's good to DLAF. "I know DLAF(u)!". I'd walk a DLAF for a camel. Australians wouldn't give an XXXX for DLAF (the barstards). Please don't squeeze the DLAF. The DLAF never sleeps. The DLAF that refreshes. Love football? Hate football? Everybody loves DLAF.
Well ok, not everyone, some weirdos think she swears too frick'n much.
"Foul mouthed woman! Evil!Evil! Slimy! LOLOLLO! about on hang, neighbours, popular show of TV staring now, I go now! neighbours watching must, mention popular did I? Use the farce look!"
Personally I will never admit to being proud to be british (for anything less than about £500 [paypal is fine!]), but if I ever do it will be because the one thing we do share as an island nation is a rather unique sense of humour. Which she done gone got the 10 for one special on.
To whit, she has enough class not just to take the piss, but to sell it back to you on ebay.
Bargain!
p.s. Dayam that was sacharine. Sorry.
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- Jun 23, 2006 3:48am (8 reviews) http://bgspur.stumbleupon.com/
- B g S p u r
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
And Welcome!
Welcome!
Welcome!
To BgSpur's wonderful woman emporium!
Select your woman by location, by age, by cutificiness!
But be still your beating and excited hearts, for there is more!
What you don't realise on initial purview of his masterful pages is that BgSpur is more than just a great categoriser of fetching femmes... and a consumate purveyor of tacky cyber sex requests... (an artist's impression of what one might look like)
He is also a culinary genius!
With a great stock of prime game kept on ice, in nice neat little bags, ready to be warmed and basted for your delection....
All of course neatly labelled in the same almost obsessive compulsive style as his blog.
dilemmas [arm]
29 year-old woman
Nashville, Tennessee, USA "
MsBeccas [thigh]
33 year-old single woman
Everett, Washington, USA"
missranis [leg]
22 year-old woman
Honolulu, Hawaii, USA "
sbos [leg]
29 year-old single woman
Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
menthapiperita [breast]
She was beautiful when she cried and begged me not to use the knife!
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better run run run away!
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- madfuzzymes blog - StumbleUpon
- Apr 3, 2006 3:54pm (3 reviews) http://madfuzzyme.stumbleupon.com/
- m a d f u z z y m e
My partner in crime of the most insane and utterly twisted kind, the sort that makes grown men blanche and feel the need to sing rousing sea shanties just thinking of it...
What crime is this you ask?
Which is so heinous?
Well dear reader, come a little closer, let me whisper it to you. What is that you say, the tarpaulin on the floor? Why that is nothing! just there to protect the carpet when I polka-dot the ceiling later. And the hatchet? I was merely cutting kindling earlier. Come close, close, no need to fear, fear is the mind killer: fear not fear, come hither hither, come hither, come here!
And the crime, well it is that of Writing! **
Ah, I see you recoil! At once both disgusted and shocked beyond measure, but still, but still... Perhaps a little curious?
Perhaps wondering what type it is who falls slave and mistress and master to such black arts and artifices, who it is would dare concoct the bitter or joyous spells of words to twist the hearts and minds of men, women, children?
Who it is, would abandon the purity of truth, taking a little of it only to mix with the lies that are called fiction.
Well, I shan't be so immodest as to speak to what nature of being I may be.
But, madfuzzyme, she is a wordwitch of the highest order, knowing their inner order, taking them, making them. Dance (dance, Dance, DANCE!!) skyclad beneath a moon so full that even the holiest of saints would turn to the most sordid and unsanctified of pervesrsities by its otherworldly light.
She also knows a great many gods by their first names, the Delphic edition of the Who's Who is worth every penny so I hear.
Currently she is working as creative menu director at the La Coquina restaurant in Orlando, deciding and orchestrating their weekly themes and the best dishes to complement. If you are ever there then you should definitely go for the 'madfuzzyme' special, her trademark 3 course meal, known only to regulars and a privileged few. I shan't give away too much, but let's just say that, oysters and red wine are only the warm up act... If you take a date don't forget to mention the magic phrase "Soy absolutamente tonto" to get the special with all the 'trimmings' ;)
Of course you will have to be fast, after being spotted by a talent scout playing the role of Dominatrix Whipping Robot in the Goolies with Excellent Supercilious Sneer in the Kurt Vonnegut rewrite for theatre of Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch's Venus in Furs She has now been offered a leading role in Disneyland's latest feature attraction, to open side by side with the film it draws from: Mistress Snow Weiss and the Seven Submissives. a film they had long had in the making and only felt safe to release after the movie Secretary had sufficiently sanitised, made safe, and subsumed into modern avant-pop suburban culture via the means of romantic comedy genre (the velvet fist of sytemic socialist capitalism, would we even have an internet if not for meg ryan? I think not!) movie the whole beady essem trip.
However I digress, madfuzzyme is far more than her future parent corporation. And the fact that she is currently blogging from the Betty Ford clinic holiday break center, due to the whole coke thing shouldn't put you off reading her blog. It's a momentary setback, same old story, too much too soon. Twice all america world champion menu setter before she was even 18. (bah hit the word limit!)
** The writing in question
pic from here
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- Apr 1, 2006 1:39pm (240 reviews) http://noora.stumbleupon.com/
N o o r a
Puts the "Oo!" in SU.
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- Durgas blog - StumbleUpon
- Mar 27, 2006 9:55am (148 reviews) http://durga.stumbleupon.com/
- D u r g a
Ok.
Actually that last one isn't strictly speaking true. Although speaking on a metaphysical level, haven't we all at some point in our lives suffered the tragedy that is ornamental piscine nipple-ectomy?
Well; probably not.
Stopping here anyway, since:
a) Not feeling particularly imaginative.
But mostly,
b) It's after 6pm! on a Monday! which means!
I GET TO PLAY WITH THE CUTLERY!!
woohoo!
- Mar 27, 2006 9:50am
Explanatory notes for previous comment
For those of the hard of thinking who are unable to visualise correctly some of the imagary laid out in relation to "Durga - The Popsicle" we provide here some visual aids.
A Giant Robot
A Giant Rabbit
you may wish to make up flash cards with the picture on one side, and the correct identification on the other so that if you ever run into either in the course of your day to day activities you are able to take the correct action.
Giant Rabbit : Pet, cuddle, feed carrots, balance giant pancakes on head.
Giant Robot : Run screaming, resolve never to visit Tokyo again.
(Unless of course it is tokyo.stumbleupon.com as she is hardly ever stomped by giant mechanicals or monsters.)
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- Dec 25, 2005 2:12pm (5 reviews) http://missa.stumbleupon.com/
m i s s a
Weeeeeeeel funny you should mention it, but before you read any book on social networks as a speciality then really Albert-László Barabás's Linked is an essential starting point!
From there of course Clay Shirky is the classic.
shirky.com [shirky.com]
His "Power Laws, Weblogs, and Inequality" always has me in stitches, "The Cable Internet Industry is an Over-hyped Meltdown Waiting to Happen" in a coma!
Don't worry, I have heard of LilPoot, mighty are the battles we have shared, many the cities we have destroyed in our wrath, long and hard the campaigns of war! But still I respect her as a true and honerable foe, even if she does smell a bit funny.
Oh hang on though, LilPoot?
Bah, silly me, I thought you said diabollette (daughter of satan)!
sheesh!
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