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Sam:
This is a truly amazing confirmation.
Posted on Feb 9, 2013
thebellend
Sam
bring back cunthunter
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Sam:
I remember you. You're the one who sends naked pictures of himself to random women and the threatens to kill them with a disguised voice by phone when they tell you to fuck off
Posted on May 24, 2012
Animals
sanctuaries.noaa.gov
noaa.gov
858K
Sam:
Ladies and Gentleman. I believe I have found the motherlode of thick cunts on SU and it is all rather conveniently placed on the reviews of this page.
The picture is of a whale. The image is called whalewatching in the url and yet we get these.
ijenny4 said
what it could be ?
on Dec 16, 2011 at 11:53 PM
eplusgames said
What is that??? Alien ship?
on Dec 14, 2011 at 02:57 AM
gcorral8 said
Is that a fucking giant squid?
on Oct 19, 2011 at 01:59 PM
Posted on Mar 23, 2012
Crime
John Mongrel (The Numbers Gang)
youtube.com
16
Sam:
This man has to be the most horrifying human being I have ever had the distinct displeasure of viewing
Posted on Mar 20, 2012
Pop music
John Croft Melrose Hall Adele Feel my love.
youtube.com
57
Sam:
Lovely shirt. Looks like it cost £4 from Asda
Posted on Mar 20, 2012
Nutrition
Foods That Look Like Body Parts They're Good For
womansday.com
606K
Sam:
First off I tried to review this page after a thumbs down and it wouldn't let me. Obligatory thumbs up, then review, then retrospectively thumb down.
The title of this article is "Foods that look like the body part they're good for". If after reading this you have thumbed this up you are a cunt. Pure and simple. No fucking arguments..
If this is how you kickstart your career in writing you have sold your soul so miserably that you deserve the ire thrown in your direction.
Click through to the reviews of this page for a documentation of folk who have gladly advertised to the entire stumbling world how much of a fucking nonsensical cunt they are.
Fuck off and die. All of you
Posted on Mar 16, 2012
Adult Stumblers
Inappropriate Content
stumbleupon.com
161
Sam:
still a gurning prick
Posted on Mar 14, 2012
Food/Cooking
25 foods readers would like to revive
bbc.co.uk
2,028
Sam:
Fuck me some people eat weird shit. I'm not a picky eater but would have a problem with the following
1. I would love to eat a tea-time treat from 50 years back, cows udder served warm with brown bread and butter. Also pigs trotters cooked until the crackling and meat falls off the bone. Mike Ward, Chesterfield, Derbyshire
Mike Ward. Cows udders and bread and butter is just wrong. Mike is clearly a rapist of some serious ill repute
14.The pigs trotters I used to eat wrapped in paper straight from the butchers shop. Michael Fabbro, Gwent
Michael. The fact you're from Wales speaks volumes. Raw pigs trotters wrapped in paper. That's a fucking punishment in some countries. Namely the Middle East and who the fuck wants to go there.
18. Brawn - pig's head specially ordered at the pork butcher's in Watford (or you saltpetre your own). Stewed for hours with peppercorns, allspice, cloves, mace, lemon, parsley, a few veg, salt and pepper. Then chopped, in its own very tasty jelly. Susan Lawrence, Chiswick, London
Susan. No matter what you cook it in you're still eating a pigs fucking face.
England, you may well be my land of birth but I've never been happier to be from Spain in my entire fucking life. Fucking weirdos
Posted on Mar 13, 2012
Food/Cooking
Popovers: Popping fresh and good
post-gazette.com
3,432
Sam:
fucking popovers? Shit like this makes me menstrual
Posted on Mar 12, 2012
Insurance
Sam:
Greatest living royal. From any monarchy. Anywhere on the planet
Posted on Feb 16, 2012
UK
German eats 64-year-old US lard
bbc.co.uk
44
Sam:
Hans Feldmeier, you just made my night you crotchety old German cunt
Posted on Feb 2, 2012
UK
UK men in 'modern slavery' abroad
bbc.co.uk
51
Sam:
Fucking pikeys staying true to their heritage
Posted on Feb 1, 2012
Food/Cooking
Perfect a "Toad in the Hole" Breakfast
menshealth.com
985K
Sam:
If this is toad in the hole I am a fucking frenchman
Posted on Jan 27, 2012
Stumblers
Sam:
It's not a blog on Arsenal, it's a blog on football finance talking mainly about the entire premier league and not focusing on one team
Posted on Dec 14, 2011
Painting
Johnny Nice Painter
youtube.com
1,612
Sam:
Johnny Nice Painter I love you
Posted on Dec 10, 2011
Humor
The Fast Show | Episode #5
youtube.com
379
Sam:
Finally. After 4 episodes that were frankly sub par
Posted on Dec 10, 2011
Clothing
Cochineal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
wikipedia.org
229
Sam:
Red smarties taste the best because...
Posted on Dec 8, 2011
Asia
Khmer Rouge 'were not bad people'
bbc.co.uk
324
Sam:
From the page: Pol Pot's deputy has told a court the Khmer Rouge were not "bad people", blaming deaths of Cambodians under the Maoist regime on neighbouring Vietnam.
Good luck with that mate. I suspect you'll end up on the rack either way despite the fact that you look just like the professor from Futurama
"Great news everybody! I've discovered a way to get yourself off the hook when faced with your genocidal past!"
Posted on Dec 5, 2011
Writing
Karl's Poems - Pilkipedia
pilkipedia.co.uk
17
Sam:
I've never been one for poetry. I have found most of it to be self obsessed and incredibly shallow. I do like Karl Pilkingtons poems though
Art
Dead artists work shoots up in price
So am I then wrong to surmise
That the value of our flat will increase
If our painter and decorator dies
Jellyfish
I don't like jellyfish, they're not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don't have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em!
Jellyfish, Part 2
It would be spiteful
To put jellyfish in a trifle
For God's Sake
For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said its me kidney
He said he's got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For God' sake, knob ache.
Cavemen
"Cavemen were stupid" is what some say
But they created the wheel and fire
I've just paid 49 pounds for heating this month
And 38 quid for a new tyre!
Who's stupid again?
Posted on Dec 4, 2011
Computers
Apple OS X Lion
popsci.com
2,317
Sam:
Been a while since I called starspirit a bellend so thought I'd just slip in the fact that that useless twat thumbed this up. Pointless.
Bellend
Posted on Dec 2, 2011