tha-b-dog

"judging by the amount of passive-aggressive hit and runs that have been happening (a person will post something about psychopathy or meanness and then hit my page, hoping i will come and see it) on my page, it's no secret that i'm that asshole.


Paranoia's a bitch, eh?


it all started with an unfortunate post i made on urban dictionary as a joke about a certain stumbler. once i shared that joke with a few friends, i successfully petitioned urban dictionary to remove the definition and continued life as normal. i didn't realise that google caches pages, or that the stumbler i had made the (completely tasteless) dictionary entry would ever have seen it. i had no idea the damage which i would cause. it was never intended to be seen by anyone but a few people. all of us make horrible jokes behind people's backs, i just got caught. i really am sorry about the first posting i made. sometimes i get carried away.


Unfortunate? Fortune had nothing to do with it. It was deliberate. And hardly a joke - where was the punch line? I must have missed it. Didn't realize Google caches pages? Give me a fucking break. You can add "liar" to your self-imposed list of faults. Not intended to be seen? You posted it on the Internet dumbass. And not on some obscure site, but on UrbanDictionary. They only average 15 million visits per month, so yeah, good plan. Surely nobody will EVER see it there!!! And just to make sure nobody saw it, you sent it around the horn.



the following onslaught of wailing and internet bleeding went on for weeks. this prompted me to post yet another urban dictionary entry about said stumbler with regard to the apparent glory and justification they were deriving from being 'targeted'. i did not choose to petition UD to remove that post as it was an honest description from my point of view. turns out somebody else had it removed, and i let the matter drop.


Let it drop huh? How big of you. Funny how in the previous paragraph you say how sorry you felt, yet 2 sentences later you state that you had every intention of adding yet another entry? Well then, allow me to make an update of my own. I suggested you add "liar" to your list, well I think I should update that to read "pathological liar".the entire point of the initial UD post was stupid and childish. i do stupid, childish things sometimes. i am sorry that feelings were hurt. it is rarely my intention to cause emotional pain to people. i do jackass things, like we all do; the difference between me and you is that i have a tendency to verbalise the things that we all think.

Childish? I have 3 children, and I tell you with 100% certainty that none of them have ever engaged in this sort of behavior. Immature might be accurate, since it really boils down to about the same maturity and intelligence level as a fifth grader drawing a picture of their teacher with a clever caption like "Ms. Collins has a big butt". Stupid? No, I might concede stupid if it were merely an emotional response to something that had been done to you, but it wasn't. Again, one paragraph up you state very clearly it was "an honest description from my point of view". And apparently still is your point of view. So basically, it just boils down to the simple fact that you're just a miserable person with some significant emotional and social problems.

so, what i'm trying to illustrate here is: am i some kind of monster, devoid of feelings and without compunction, or am i just a garden variety asshole who really isn't much different than any of you, with the exception that i'm not afraid to speak my mind? certainly, there isn't one among us that can claim they don't shit-talk on other people from time to time. perhaps i'm lacking in social graces, but i'd rather be regarded as an asshole by everyone and live with it than to be a fucking hypocrite who pretends i'm above it all.

there's more...

Keeping your mouth shut (or your browser perhaps in this example) doesn't make you a hypocrite. Offering some bullshit apology that your own words refute, however, does. I'll add it to your list.

"now, as for my little joke about enginehouse: stalker? psychopath? really? maybe asshole, or douchebag, but throwing words around like that is a little fucking much, don't you think? you kids need a dictionary. at this rate, the word 'friend' will be replaced with stalker by the year 2012. yeah, bad taste. yeah, douchiness. i didn't do it for no reason. pauline knows why. my favorite bit about that was the reviews.


I don't/didn't know enginehouse, so I won't comment on whatever occurred, other than to say it was between you and her, and should have stayed there.



it gets to be a little fucking much, all the 'poor me', smiling face/knife in the back, and internet begging that goes on around here. your life sucks? do something about it, other than fucking moan on the internet. need a plane ticket to see someone? get a goddamn job and buy the fucking thing. you don't like someone? let the fucker know; don't shit talk them behind their back while maintaining an air of false superiority. don't like internet drama? quit fucking creating it. simple solutions.


This is the my favorite part actually. Where to even begin? You set out to deliberately hurt someone's feelings, betray their trust or at least their faith in humanity, and then to your apparent amazement you're shocked that they ARE in fact hurt, make some of their feelings known, and you conclude that it means their lives suck? Maybe you should turn some of that insight on yourself and have a little heart-to-heart with whatever might be left of your conscience and figure out why your own life has so little meaning. Get a job? Like at a university or something? Maybe an education too? Oh I donââ,¬t know, perhaps a masters degree? May not stack up to your impressive resume of...what was it that you do again? Oh yeah, tattooist. Gosh, mommy and daddy must be so proud. I lucked out this year, Fisher Price just came out with a toy tattoo needle, in fun colors and realistic sounds. Yep, 2 of those under my tree this year, gotta get my little ones on the right path early. Oh, and let's see here: "let the fucker know, don't shit talk them behind their back". I see, you mean like posting something at urbandictionary and sending it to their friends instead of telling them directly. Gotcha. And last I checked, the only one who "created" any of this drama is you.


i'm not above it all. i'm not a perfect person. sometimes i can be a fucking horrible shithead. pretending to be anything else is useless. i'm happy to own it, but less than thrilled about the shit. consider this post to be a step in the right direction in terms of becoming a more mellow, less stinking shithead.




How about just stop being such a fucking coward. Clearly you don't say the sorts of things you say about people online in person (as evidenced by the fact that you haven't been beaten to death, are not currently in a coma, and presumably are not being fed through a tube). Don't want to be a hypocrite? Then by all means, next time a 260 lb. biker comes in for some ink, talk about his mom/wife/girlfriend with the same colorful language you use online. I understand you have a girlfriend or something, how about direct some of this attention on her and stop worrying about other girls online."

the correct spelling is punk-ass-bitch

still not spelled right though

sorry, punkassbitch.com is taken

From the page: "She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye
You think that 'cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials, you're nothing but a punk-ass-bitch"

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