Child On White House Tour Momentarily Seizes Control Of...
Reviewed • 11 reviews • satire • theonion.com
From the page: "Shortly after forcing former president George W. Bush out of office, Myers issued an executive order for pizza using the intercom in the Oval Office. Congress immediately passed emergency funding for 1,200 stuffed-crust pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut."
Funny how satire can still piss me off about Congress today.

