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StewieG

Last seen: 6 months ago

Stewie is a 24 year old person from Stewie Griffin, New York, USA

My name is Stewie and I want to take over the world. Dont mess with me =).

Just a big Family Guy fan and that Stewie one crazy guy.

Be my friend =). Make Stewie Happy. Him Mad is Dangerous.

Stewie Griffin Quotes

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.