spontaneousbob

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Last seen: 38 months ago

spontaneousbob is a 33 year old man from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA

My life is a CHOOSE-YOUR -OWN-ADVENTURE book.
I dodge bullets,
catch knives in my teeth,
and can hold my breath
for extended periods of time.
I run marathons without sweating.
I can see through walls
and have sex longer than Sting.

I am a World-Famous-Poet!

I have dinner with movie stars,
make hats for the pope,
I am the conspiracy
that the government is hiding.

I have my own private martial arts army

and

I am a World-Famous-Poet.

I commune with nature,
talk to dolphins,
and dance with wolves.
I know where the red fern grows.

My past is a mystery,
My future's an epic,
My sex life's a...mini-series.

I am a World-Famous-Poet!

I write selfless poems
about other people,
Give to charities,
and only borrow
what I can pay-back.

I can smell fear,
tame lions
and program a VCR.
I'm a one-man
Million Man March

and

I am a World-Famous-Poet!

I live fast,
Love hard,
and pay with checks.
Anne Landers calls me for advice.

I am the true story
the movie is based on.
Dogs love me,
criminals