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CONTOUR - Bam Margera and Steve Fisher Tandem Kayak Off...
Filmed 100% with CONTOUR Cameras Bam Margera and Steve Fisher drop a massive waterfall in a tandem kayak. Bam claims it to be the gnarliest thing he has ever done.
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Drama Button
Drama Button... For all of life's unnecessary drama. This is a fun and humorous way to compliment the epic moments in life.
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n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that...
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Hello, you have dialed (just put your number, no dashes) The tall, accomplished you're calling can't come to the phone right now because they're on Reddit. Ripping out mass loads of weights. Polishing their monocle smile. Cracking walnuts...
Negative Reinforcement
by Chuck Palahniuk Chuck PalahniukPrinted in Modern Short Stories August 1990 Audrey is a sexual outlaw, slave to a Latin rhythm, a C-section child of the seventies. She's a rabid panther trapped in the fetid, jungle heat of the Number 14, Bonnedale ...
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8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need
Tom Mabe - Telemarketer Crime Scene Prank
Tom Mabe cranks a telemarketer that called him by pretending to be a police officer in the midst of a murder scene.
Lots of Jokes - Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it with a little anger management.
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14 Awesome Star Wars Shirts
Star Wars and shirts usually combine well, as the shirts are cool on their own, but also give a funny spin to something over-referenced.