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Last seen: 8 months ago

Megan is a 30 year old woman from Los Angeles, California, USA

Do NOT bother e-mailing me soliciting me for sex, a relationship, "pics", and so forth. Waste of your time, 'cause I'll ignore it. I'm here to stumble upon interesting, intelligent and/or amusing websites. If your favorites consists of porn (and/or sparkly graphics peppered with over-earnest, and very bad, poetry), good for you, but I'm not interested - and I won't be interesting to you. Unless you'd like to read every single page of the History of the Kings of Britain. Which I doubt you do. And even if you do, still, no.

For those that fall under the category of the once-a-month emailer, oh-so-helpfully informing me this "About Me" is bound to attract the solicitation by trolling creeps, and internet casanovas, to an even greater extent - thanks and all, but that's dead wrong. Having to delete 10 sexually explicit emails a day has gone down to..... your 1 email a month. Gee, I'd say it worked.

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