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  • Milkscreen - Home test for alcohol in breastmilk!

    Rated Jul 10 2008 1 review milkscreen.com.au

    If I was doing the marketing for this product, here would be my commercial:

    Introducing Milkscreen. The revolutionary new screening test that allows a breastfeeding mother to suck down the booze to mute the sounds of her newly minted little bastard.

    With Milkscreen, you can rest assured that your alcohol addiction won't go too far, and if it does, Milkscreen will let you know when it is time to shove some formula instead of a tit in that kids mouth.

    Milkscreen. We provide sanity for the self medicating.