It's all about how many cats you have. Dogs dont count.
We make funny stuff with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to...
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Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
I take responsibility for what I say, but I am not responsible for what you...
If you can\'t handle me at my worst then you don\'t deserve me at my best!
It\'s my life - Remember that when you\'re talking about it!
I am the chocolate you\'ve been craving for!
Live your life and forget your age.
My life, My choices, My problems, My mistakes, My lessons. Not your business,...
I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that...
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it...
“You have no idea how much the last few days have meant to me," I began....
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid...
Do not lose head in success & heart in failure!
They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to...
The Jews don't like Farrakhan, so they call me Hitler. Well, that's a good...
There is no definition of beauty, but when you can see someone's spirit...