Octopus walks on land.
Playboy Dust Bunny:
Creepy and pitiful at the same time. I'm glad it made it back into the water.
Creepy and pitiful at the same time. I'm glad it made it back into the water.
I have three things to say:
1. beware used lipstick at their garage sale later
2. next thing you know the tech school will be selling their skid marks
3. I think I am now equipped counterfeit some art.
Note: Not suitable for Zombie season.
Squee, I say, squee.
I laughed more than I should have at this.
Wow. Poignant and beautiful.
Jukebox of the Damned #102
Wendy's Hot Beverage Training Video.
*Blinks*
I giggled at first, but that was before I realized how insidious this really was. Oh yes, I thought "cute" sarcastically, but it just kept going. Now all the caffeine in all those drinks, all the sugar, and even the lemon wedge squirted in my eye will NOT wash this song out of my head. It's firmly wedgied itself between the two lobes of my brain, much like those cheap panties that I'll never, ever buy again wedgied themselves in my nether regions.
So now, much like an infected zombie, I must.......I am driven to infect you as well.
Enjoy.
"To be obstinate, I decided to just post this way. Sorry the SU party is over, and TPTB stepped on their own *****, but hope to see ya'll somewhere!"
I couldn't decide on a good topic, so I just went with one that fit SU's TPTB's actions.
Hugs to you all!
--Sarrahbastet
:)) this reminds me of a couple I know if you were to fast forward 20 years!
I seriously need to talk my doc into getting this before the next time I get stuck. I usually end up looking like a pin cushion. I could see it being co-opted by the emo-goth squad as a fashion accessory though (especially for those vampire types lol):
I don't think I can say anything weirder than how these look. (Who needs a paperweight anyway? Has anyone ever seen one actually holding down paper? I think they are just for deco or beaning the unsuspecting burglars:
Warning: Gratuitous Disco
I'm not saying I'm proud about this (lol), but I giggled my head off at this song as a little kid. I think this is the one and only time I bought a "record" or "LP" via TV.
(Good lord, I'm old enough to fart dust.)
Jukebox of the Damned: #1
This is the one that started the whole series of JBotD posts way back on May 10, 2007!
AKA: Music Videos that should be stored in a nuclear silo in South Dakota.
This is going to be a short series on spectacularly bad music videos. ..... the kind of videos with vision that make you wish you could pull an Oedipal Occular move on yourself.
Click if you Dare......
Jukebox of the Damned: #2
(lol I typoed it Jukenox, and almost left it since it seems apt.)
Holds up sign at airport that says [MEPHASTOPHILES]
ready to usher you to music hell at the simple click of the link above.
Jukebox of the Damned: #3
This punishment makes me feel like the dominatrix of music videos. But this one might have a little kitsch value. This series is really going to the dogs.
Jukebox of the Damned: #4
zlad - elektronik supersonik
I think this one sprained my brain
Jukebox of the Damned: #5
Armi & Danny "I Wanna Love You Tender"
I believe this is what happens when Ken and Barbie are brought to life by a voodoo witchdoctor, and joined in a macabre dance by a horde of voodoo curse enslaved zombies. (Well how elese can you explain having so many dancers that can't stay in synch?)
Learn Disco as seen on the Jukebox of the Damned: A Footnote
Are your feet dying to move as you watch the Jukebox of the Damned videos? (No, not to run away.)
Well now is your chance to get that booty shaking in spectacular style befitting these vids.*
*Reviews should not be construed as this poster's endorsement. This video does not necessarily reflect the dance beliefs of the management. Void where prohibited by law or good taste. Viewers click and view this link at their own risk. Failure to heed such warnings may expose the viewer to dance atrocities which may cause cerebral damage. Clicking this link releases the poster from any liability for damage caused to the viewer and constitutes the viewer's agreement to these terms.
Jukebox of the Damned: #6
La Tigresa del Oriente: Nuevo Amanecer
It's like Yoko Ono was gene spliced with Latoya Jackson......old hoochie goes latin?
thinks this is how I'd dance if a chupacabra was chasing me.
(Cracks me up at the end that she doesn't seem to know what to do with her arms lol.)
Jukebox of the Damned: Church Edition
Kid Gets a Bit TOO into Singing in Church
It cracks me up how the preacher has to seemingly pry the mic out of his hands at the end.