Online nowRipi is a 65 year old woman from Texas, USA.
"I've got my coffee, I've got my cigarettes, I've got my computer, and took my Prozac. It's gonna be a great day"--Maxine
"Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of BullShit around your lips"---Maxine
This is the rendition I prefer. Sung by the musical icon Kate Smith.
***God Bless America !***
Boy do we need it ! We need to stand beside Her and help guide Her.
Here's the crafty lady Elaine Kazinec ! Another brilliant craft idea !
have a look. She has lots of great ideas. Buy her's or make your own using her instructions.
It is now and has always been the policy
of this company to assure its employees
that they are well-trained. Through our
Special High Intensity Training
program(S.H.I.T.),we have given our
employees more S.H.I.T. than any
company in the area.
If an employee feels that he or she does
not receive enough S.H.I.T. on their present job, or if he or she could advance
to another position by taking more S.H.I.T., see your supervisor immediately.
Our management personnel have received
special training to assure that you will
get all of the S.H.I.T. you can stand.