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Welcomes you!!!
Here's an offer you can't refuse!
If you're into extreme knitting and vodka - and a surprising number of you are - then feel
free to become my (not real) friend!
PS. I'm not too fussy - particularly not on Fridays.
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ravingpoodles
Last seen: 3 weeks ago
Minx is a 25 year old person from Isle of Lucy, England, UK
Green-eyed blonde homemaker who manages to find time for outdoor sports- and indoor ones too given half a chance - as long as a little light Christian crocheted bondage is involved.... ;-)
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Knitty: Summer 2006
Rated • 1 review • knitting, muff • knitty.com
Enter The Muff
"Our first winter in Vermont taught us a lot. We quickly learned to use the woodstoves for heat and how to rig up the mailbox when the snow plow knocked it down.
The most important thing we've learned is about keeping warm. It seems that the key to warmth is trapped air. That means tight fitting gloves aren't likely to be warm -- whereas big woolen mittens will keep your mitts toasty.
Unfortunately, mittens really limit what you can do with your hands...enter the muff."
Listen, four-eyes, you have absolutely no idea about keeping warm.
You think that " muff" is some kind of gruesomely-coloured thing that you wrap around your hands, eh?
I suppose that you think that "diving " involves immersion is water, too.
NOTE TO SELF: Never go anywhere near Vermont.
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Rated • 1 review • relationships, supershag • janiesdesigns.com
Well, knock me down with a litre of voddie.
This morning I got a snail mail letter on the above kind of stationery - I burnt the original, but you get the idea.
The letterette was written in purple ink and every "i " was dotted with a little smiley face.
My eyes don't focus very well in the morning at the best of times. This was not the best of times. I was dealing with sore thighs and a voddie rush.
Luckily, only Stacey was in the house, and she was making me a bucket of industrial strength coffee for breakfast. (Seb had taken the boys out to buy new trainers.... he is such a darling).
Stace has nerves of titianium, so she didn't go into orbit when she heard me howl. She just said:
"Do you want coffee, Mummy, or would another voddie be better for you?"
I felt a bit better after the voddie, so I told her what was in the letter.
Basically, Supershag is shacked up with someone who has vile taste in writing paper and who is threatening to kill me if I don't grant him a divorce.
The thing that worries me (and Stacey) is that the evil cow wants custody of my kids.
He can have the divorce in two seconds flat.
As for getting the kids - (not real) Great Uncle Elvis used to be a hit man.
I think that it's time for him to get back into training.
PS: Anyone called Imilii deserves all that (not real) Uncle Elvis is capable of.
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BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | North West Wales | Man gets...
Rated • 3 reviews • tattoos, bizarre, egg head • bbc.co.uk
Man gets breakfast tattoo on head
"My mum is really unhappy about it and threatened to throw me out but I don't think she'll go through with it."
I bet she didn't think you'd go through with it. But you did.
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mermaidens blog - StumbleUpon
Rated • 209 reviews • stumblers • stumbleupon.com
Courage. Pure courage.
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Storn.com - Office Corn
Rated • 34 reviews • humor, not funny • storn.com
Office Corn Project
"Day 0 - Corn is the wave of the future, so I'm planting some in my office. I tried planting corn last year, but I had total crop failure when my plant got lopsided and fell over.
I looked in the Farmer's Almanac and found that maximum crop yield is achieved when corn is planted during the third week of April. I planted three seeds on April 25th."
This site was tagged as humour. (OK, humor, as SU imposes American spelling on the rest of the world, despite the fact that the rest of the world is not American).
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Anyone who thinks that this is funny does not have a sense of humour.
It made Flaming Cuddles spit.
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stumblinguponyous favorite web sites - StumbleUpon
Rated • 6 reviews • stumblers • stumbleupon.com
Some stumblers are on a mission to thumb up the internet. This stumbler, however, seems to have set his heart on thumbing up stumbleupon...
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Welcome to StumbleUpon
Rated • 218 reviews • stumblers • stumbleupon.com
Pink and fluffy, with attitude.
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101 Dumbest Moments in Business - "Mom, Kelseys hogging...
Rated • 2 reviews • family • cnn.com
I was doing the shopping in the local Tesco last week when I saw these pole dancing kits in the kiddy section.
Our Stacey was with me and she wanted one, but the budget wouldn't stretch.
We were back there today and she went off the idea because the kiddy pole dancing kit had been shifted to the fitness section.
Good.
