pseudo-cyborg

From the page:
"Everyone's seen it.....Some of us have probably done it. (Not me though. I adamantly oppose such gym-wear.) Why in the hell are these girls going to the gym, a place where they should be working up a sweat and trying to better their bodies so that they can look good LATER, and trying to look all hot and sexy? Really now.....It's ridiculous.

"Putting on make-up before going to the gym? Not OK.....Putting on tiny shirts and revealing tops and push-up bras to work out in? Not OK....Getting on the elliptical and setting it to ZERO resistance and pretending to be exhilarated with a single bead of sweat gracing your forehead? NOT OK....

"Stop....It's lame....Wipe the foundation off your face, throw on a t-shirt and break a damn sweat.....Otherwise, go the fuck home."

I couldn't agree more.