probablysucks

Last seen: 12 months ago

Dwayne is a guy from Brisbane, QLD, Australia

My name is Dwayne. I'm 20 years old. I have a beautiful girlfriend by the name of Marie whom I have been dating for over three years. I'm professionally employed by a large Australian media outlet as a full-time web developer. I like to stumble weird articles, as well as the occasional satire. I like to push disabled people down the stairs. I like to throw rocks at endangered animals. I like to vomit on people intentionally, because they suck. I'm pretty harmless. I haven't been convicted of a serious crime before. And I like sugar free coke (Coke Zero).