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Last seen: 14 months ago

Rob is a man from North Shields, England, UK

I am hugely popular and an influence to many people
Drop my name into conversation, it will reward you with a respect you don't deserve
I eat cheese and gravy from your fridge
Weekend in Bernies was based on true events in my life
I verbify nouns
I unstraighten horseshoes
I'm the King of Atlantis
I defuse atomic bombs (on Tuesdays)
I craft erotic soap statuettes of Mick Hucknell
I'm a beer sponge
A duffer
A part-time GhostBuster
A hammock test-pilot
A gentleman adventurer

I used to be the size of a baby
I grew very very slowly
Now roughly the size of a man
Haven't grown much in years
Perhaps I'll be bigger tomorrow?