http://nerdnirvana.org/2008/12/27/very-obedient-dog
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From the page: "HEY! That's not amazing at all!
My cat can say 'schizophrenia!'
I trained it by kicking it unless it said 'schizophrenia,' and it finally did!"
From the page: "I couldn't get my dog to speak Spanish, so I photoshopped it real good till it could."
From the page: "Now the debate over whether or not it's a robot, dead, or an alien, clearly we need to come to a conclusion on that as well. I deduce it's a manbearpigzombiealiencow. Either that or Alexander's girlfriend." From the page: "holy shit im stuck. i just lubed up the doorknob to my bedroom, turned around, stood on my tiptoes, and slid it into my asshole. now i can't get off of it! i'm irc'ing from my blackberry - please send help!!!!!!" From the page: "Actually, the trainer is Billy-Bob Daterape and the dog's called cumdump. Billy-Bob spent years training his dog to back up onto his cock because his sister divorced him after running away with the family goldfish. Billy-Bob then took his dog-fukkin show on the road with the circus but was promptly arrested. Billy-Bob is now serving 6 year in jail and cumdump, thanks to the comments on this video, has been given to karen so she can get laid."
