paralax999

Last seen: 14 hours ago

yosef is a 39 year old guy from The Angels, California, USA

i believe in the power of the burrito. i want to proclaim a mighty yop from mountain tops. standing here at the end of history i can't help but smile at the simple acts of kindness in this world of suffering. i can't live without live music and my friends. i'm sort of eternally a teenager, like a hormonal peter pan. i can keep a secret. i have a bad temper, but it's hard to piss me off. i believe in constant change. i like vespas and all things mod. i want to dance to soul music and swim naked in a cold mountain stream. i write poetry in secret and listen to the same song over and over late at night until it is burned into my heart. i like to fight and fuck and cuss. i need more tattoos. my mom hates them. semicolons rule! i want to eat the spirit of abbie hoffman for breakfast at millie's and sit at the feet of the spirit of black elk. i want long conversations about truth and love and history and absolutely everything. i want to call in sick to work and spend all day in bed with a beautiful woman. kittens! everybody likes kittens. and gold medal winning retards. i want to throw out my cell phone and take a walk. i want to talk to the homeless and cook for my friends. i need books and good words and new ideas. i want to be shot into outer space. i want to swim in the ocean and forget about my day. i can't go to sleep at night and i hate to get up in the morning. i like spin class and dancing and shopping and gossip and riding a scooter and wearing kilts and i don't care. i want to do everything and i never want to come home. i used to believe that god was truth, but now i know that truth is god. i believe in loud guitars and good sex and laughing out loud for no reason at all. i like vampires. i want to have breakfast with jack white, because i believe in eggs and potatoes and hot sauce and coffee. no capital letters. i keep my word. so there.