Oxhorn

Oxhorn and Mr. Evil are broke-the economy has even hit Azeroth. After taking up a job as traveling knife salesmen, the pair enter the Scarlet Monastery after hearing tale of a lonely man who likes to collect pointy objects. Will they make a sale?

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Good info on scholastacism. Wish I found before I started grad school.

The Gnomish Engineer lives and works in Gadgetzan. He is responsible for creating many of Gadgetzan's mechanical wonders, including the Diversity Robots. He is wholly concerned with industry and progress, and has very little patience with anyone who doesn't see the world like he does. Are you a Druid? Well, you earth-mother-worshiping buffoon, you are holding society back. Are you a Priest? Your study of holy magic is just wasted time.

The Gnomish Engineer likes theories, proof and evidence. Unless the evidence doesn't fit his theory. Then he doesn't like evidence. And if you propose a theory that disagrees with a theory he likes better, well, then he doesn't like your theory. And if you happen to have proof? Well, he'll say it isn't real proof, because you don't cite articles written by respected engineers that believe the way he does which are peer-reviewed by other engineers that also believe the way he does.

You backward, circular-reasoning bumpkin you.

The Guilt-stricken Orc works for Orgrimmar's Department of Alliterative Action, which seeks to reimburse monsters for all the horrors Orcs have inflicted upon them in the past. The Department believes that monsters can be bought off, and that free money and favor when applying for loans can pay monsters back for killing them since the beginning of time.

The Department recognizes that Orcs have been bigoted in their treatment of monsters. It believes that it is never right to treat one being differently than another simply because of the body it was born into. It therefore goes out of its way to inspect the bodies of all potential grant and loan applicants, judge them according to a list of qualifications and, once it has decided that your body is monster-ish enough, it will give you free money. If you don't qualify? You are cast out into the cold. But hey! You have no right to be angry. The Department is just going out of its way to treat monsters better than everyone else, as a form of restitution. After all, they don't want to look like bigots!

The Guilt-stricken Orc is the one that came up with the Department's name, and he has been highly praised for doing such a good job. As we all know, an organization isn't worth an ogre's curly bum hair if its name doesn't have alliteration.

The Hippy Elf is a very militant vegan. He thinks that eating meat is wrong because it promotes violence, and if you disagree... he'll kill you! The Hippy Elf likes hummus and tofu and he likes to get in touch with his feminine side. He is very spiritual, but not in any conventional way. No, by spiritual he means, "I believe in any wild and crazy supernatural belief that cannot be proven but doesn't have anything to do with mainstream religion because I fancy myself a rebel, and only as long as it empowers me to do what I want so that I can feel good about my own life choices without having to be responsible for them".

Or something like that.