namelessfreak13

My cat lays in the sink all the time too! :)

my favs..:

# In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
# Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
# Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
# Practice making fax and modem noises.
# Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
# Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
# Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
# Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
# Staple pages in the middle of the page.
# Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
# Honk and wave to strangers.
# Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
# TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
# type only in lowercase.
# dont use any punctuation either
# Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
# Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
# As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
# Ask people what gender they are.
# While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
# Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
# Sing along at the opera.
# Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

I am a spring roll fanatic... It's the first thing I am looking for when ordering from any asian style resturaunt... they are soooo GOOD!