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Your date just ordered apple juice to drink with his meal- he must be a winner in bed.
11th March, Sunday (10:17pm) Reblog â¬
pregnant women should be forced to wear signs on the subway because I canât tell if youâre pregnant or just carrying a bit of extra weightâŠ
3rd March, Saturday (8:00am) Reblog â¬
Sometimes when Iâve tortured myself by looking at your facebook, I think about the fact that you encouraged me to have sex with your boyfriend and that Iâm just lucky as fuck that you ended up with that piece of shit and I still get to have friends.
3rd March, Saturday (12:12am) Reblog â¬
I love you, but I hate that Iâll never be able to get you to understand why Iâm angry and hurt- and I think it makes me more angry and hurt which in turn makes me angry with you.
20th February, Monday (12:57am) Reblog â¬
Friends donât let friends be treats like non human beings.
7th February, Tuesday (1:57pm) Reblog â¬
Donât bring your new bitch to my apartment- thereâs a thing called respect which you seem to lack.e
6th February, Monday (4:28pm) Reblog â¬
If I had known you wanted a hill billy blonde honey- I would have sent you to the suburbs of Lancaster.
6th February, Monday (8:00am) Reblog â¬
Your child isnât sick every weekâŠ remember how youâre parents fucked you up? Youâre doing it to herâŠ be a fucking adult and stop exposing your kid to hospital germs- and then she might not get sick.
15th January, Sunday (10:12pm) Reblog â¬
Just one night without his name would be greatâŠ I can pretend to be cool with it most nights but itâs my fake birthday- does he really have to be brought up in every convo.
15th January, Sunday (12:31am) Reblog â¬
Yeah, I have multi-cat cat litter on the subwayâŠ itâs because multiple cats love me and not you, bitch.
13th January, Friday (12:01am) Reblog â¬
Itâs one thing when you name your kid something weird, itâs another when you name your kid something normal and spell it like a totally different wordâŠ thatâs not creative thatâs just stupid.
2nd January, Monday (6:40pm) Reblog â¬
All Iâm going to be able to think about tonight is your dickâŠ and they wonât be nice thoughts.
31st December, Saturday (8:00am) Reblog â¬
Iâm wearing red pants tonightâŠ I hope no one mistakes me for a hipster.
30th December, Friday (5:59pm) Reblog â¬
Not being able to sneeze is pretty much worse than not getting to orgasm.
30th December, Friday (8:00am) Reblog â¬
Youâre really telling people about cancer through facebook?? Really? How about you tell your actual family first?
30th December, Friday (1:34am) Reblog â¬
You canât even put the other p in happy birthday? Or write out the whole wordâŠ I see how much thought you put in there.
25th December, Sunday (4:54pm) Reblog â¬
Iâm pretty sure he meant to say âoewhy havenât you two fucked alreadyââŠ I donât have an answer, do you?
17th December, Saturday (9:03am) Reblog â¬
When you do the same thing that you complained to me about it makes you more than a hypocrite- it makes you a bitch.
3rd December, Saturday (9:16am) Reblog â¬
it pisses me off that I have to pretend your and my friends didnât say what they said about you and that it makes me look like Iâm crazy. If I did more than just think bitchy thoughts then youâd know the truth and Iâd feel so much better about myself.
28th November, Monday (6:16pm) Reblog â¬
telling someone who works in retail that theyâre âoejust not very niceâ is going to make the process of ordering a book just all that more difficult.
24th November, Thursday (7:03pm) Reblog â¬
omigod- now that the world is affecting you, you want a protest- you want there to be a fair standard- your republican ideals and how easily you drop them make me sick.
22nd November, Tuesday (12:05am) Reblog â¬
Youâre a dick dick dick dick dick.
20th November, Sunday (2:40am) Reblog â¬
Iâm so thankful that I get to clean up after everyoneâs messâŠ but god forbid I try to participate in a conversation.
14th November, Monday (12:41pm) Reblog â¬
I need to take a class in how not to say the wrong thing- next time weâre at a bar Iâll take notes on how you speak to people- because youâre so great at that.
14th November, Monday (8:04am) Reblog â¬
Itâs called âoeThe Giving Treeâ- you can keep calling it âoeThe Living Treeâ if youâd likeâŠ but stop telling me I was wrong because when you give this as a gift youâre going to be the one feeling like an asshole not me.
10th November, Thursday (9:54pm) Reblog â¬
I wash your dishes on a regular fucking basisâŠ donât leave me a not when you decided to make an appearance at home and there are dishes in the sinkâŠ fuck you.
9th November, Wednesday (11:45pm) Reblog â¬
The fact that you thought that is okay pisses me offâŠ Weâre not cool with each other- but Iâll do whatever you say anyway. Fuck, I hate being nice.