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A man named Jacob Kiss, 19, told police in San Diego on Tuesday that he is the person who dressed as the green animated character Gumby, entered a California 7-Eleven store this month and had an encounter with the store clerk that investigators later described as an attempted robbery, police said.

The suspect in the September 5 incident had claimed to be armed and demanded money, but left the store after the clerk dismissed him as a jokester, they said.

A pair of lesbian lovers have admitted to burglarizing 29 homes but passed up one house where they encountered a lion, police said.

"If we find a lion it will be a bigger story than this," said Michael J. Chitwood, superintendent of police

"This 6-foot Hot Dog Man statue was found at Harmony Court and Benton Street on Sept. 2. The Council Bluffs Police Department doesn't know how the statue got there, and no one's claimed it."

"Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold "like hot cakes".

"An autistic middle school student had his miniature American flag confiscated by school officials Wednesday morning, as they claimed its pointed top could have caused harm to other students."

"Living with the perceptual disorder known as prosopagnosia--the inability to recognize even the faces of people you know--can be difficult. But it can also be awkwardly funny, as the legendary author and neurologist Oliver Sacks recounts from his life experiences of living face blind."