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 Oct 5, 2005 5:27pm  (2 reviews) network-security http://www.sparekeys.com/- Good Idea
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- FeeBags blog - StumbleUpon
- Oct 2, 2005 10:50am (11 reviews) stumblers http://feebag.stumbleupon.com/
- Some great Stumbles...
Had a look at the Drum Machine - really liking it :)
Thanks
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- StumbleUpon - rashidkhans web site reviews and blog
- Sep 15, 2005 3:20pm (6 reviews) http://rashidkhan.stumbleupon.com/
- Funny.
- Sep 15, 2005 3:19pm
- There are some random people on here...
A friend got this;
-----Original Message-----
From: SU Inbox
Sent: Thu, 15 September 2005 20:19:17
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: rashidkhan
hey sexy whats up?
got time to chat?
lemme know
email / msn is rashidkhan@hotmail.com
or perhaps gimme a call on 07968337485
am i fast?
not enough! lol
ciao
Well rashidkhan, Thanks for calling me sexy - you bad boi!
x
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- Apple (United Kingdom) - iPod nano
- Sep 7, 2005 5:04pm (2 reviews) mac-os http://www.apple.com/uk/ipodnano/
- Woah!
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- kiale-rocks favorite web sites - StumbleUpon
- Aug 25, 2005 2:33am (3 reviews) stumblers http://kiale-rock.stumbleupon.com/
- Some intersting stumbles and great F1 links :)
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- How to Defeat Bad Web Robots With Apache
- Aug 24, 2005 6:12pm
 (3 reviews) web-design http://www.leekillough.com/robots.html - Excellent!
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- Welcome to dontstay.in
- Aug 16, 2005 5:49am (1 review) internet http://dontstay.in/
- DontStayIn?
- Aug 9, 2005 6:19pm
- Scene: The Post Office. When: The not-too-distant future........
Customer: Hello, I'd like to renew my car tax.
Post Office: Certainly sir. Would you like to speed things up by using your
new identity card?
Customer: Why yes, that would seem to be a jolly fine idea.
PO: Let me just rub it on my jumper and swipe it. Is this the tax on the
clapped-out Astra?
Customer: Yes.
PO: Bit of trouble with the MOT this year I see. Jesus that wasn't cheap!
Still, at least the speeding points come off your licence in August - that's
something to look forward to. [censored] hell, that Magistrate really
hammered you didn't he? Probably took exception to that membership of the
Young Communists back in your student days. Six months or twelve?
Customer: I was only in the party for four months...
PO: Not according to this. Actually, I meant the car tax.
Customer: Oh right. Twelve.
PO: How would you like to pay?
Customer: Barclaycard.
PO: No, you're up to your limit on that, what about the Capital One Card?
Customer: I don't have one.
PO: Says here you do... oh hang on... no the bloke using that is in Glasgow
at the moment buying DVD players. He's run up quite a bill for you there
mate. Try the Switch card.
Customer: Here you go.
PO: No, something wrong here, won't let me complete the transaction. Let's
have a look... ah... yes... your TV licence has expired. Are you going to
pay that too?
Customer: Well, I thought I would leave it till next month.
PO: On your head be it. Do you want some Euros while we're at it? Two weeks
in Marbella, eh, you lucky devil. I see you're flying BA. Good choice.
Customer: Er, yes I'll do that now. Give me 500 in mixed notes.
PO: It'll have to be 200 I'm afraid. The car tax has taken a bite out of
your funds and your monthly ID card purchase fee direct debit is due out of
the account tomorrow. Right, there you go. Have a nice day sir.
[ Later ... Tesco checkout]
Customer: Hello, can you sell me a one-month travel insurance policy?
Tesco: Yes sir, let me have your ID card... Thanks. Do you have any current
health problems?
Customer: No, nothing.
Tesco: You sure, sir?
Customer: Yes, why?
Tesco: Well it says here you were at the doctor's last week.
Customer: Oh, that was nothing serious.
Tesco: Let me just... Oh yes, touch of the old Farmer Giles... No that wont
be a problem. Probably sitting on cheap charter flight seats that's to
blame. I see you're going British Airways this time around, though. Very
wise. Oops, pressed the wrong button. [Picture of Customer's hideously
empiled bottom appears on every plasma screen in the shop, accompanied by
name, address, telephone number and email address].
Old lady in queue: Oooh they look sore dear. Have you tried Anusol?
Tesco: I see your car had a bit of a struggle with the MOT. Garage not keen
on Communists?
Customer: Can we just do the travel insurance, and these frozen peas?
Tesco: Peas? Shall I just check that don't have a genetic predisposition to
pea allergy? It'll only take a minute to scan your genome... I understand.
You're in a bit of a hurry. Very good sir. Next please.
[Later again ... At the Bank]
Customer: Hello, I'd like to open a deposit account please.
Bank Clerk: Can I see your ID?
Customer: Do I have to?
BC: Yes. It will speed things up and prevent identity theft while ensuring
that only those entitled to state benefits receive them. And it will prevent
all forms of terrorism, everywhere, for ever.
Customer: Yes of course. Here you go...
BC: Right Sir, how may I help? Would you like a cushion?
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- Past Life Analysis
- Aug 5, 2005 6:54am (662 reviews) http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/
- Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North China around the year 1225.
Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy. Do you remember now?
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