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Jerry is a 41 year old guy from Santa Cruz Mtns., California, USA

It is not the critic who counts, or how the strongman stumbled and fell, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotion, and who spends himself in a worthy cause. If he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that he may never be one of those cold and timid souls, who knows neither victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt

  • The Crooner and The Clown Cry "Ciao!" - The Spark of Yahoo!

    Rated Jul 24 2008 1 review movies, entertainment, comedians, actors, comedy yahoo.com

    From the page: "The Crooner and The Clown Cry "Ciao!"
    By Helene Labriet-Gross
    Thu, July 24, 2008

    Before there was a Rat Pack, a "Rio Bravo," or an "Everybody Loves Somebody," Dean Martin was known to America as Jerry Lewis' partner and straight man in a series of hilarious duets, movies, and television shows.

    For exactly a decade -- starting on July 24, 1946 and ending on the same date in 1956 -- the pair was America's favorite entertainers. The team-up began when the two were booked at Atlantic City's 500 Club. The audience was ice cold, so instead of sticking to the prepared material, Lewis pretended to be a waiter, noisily interrupting Martin's act. The singer improvised back, and the crowd was soon in hysterics. The act became the hottest in show business, and the duo never looked back. Their recipe for success never failed: Dino would sing -- or try to -- while Lewis would embellish the crooner's act by making faces, interrupting the songs with his awful nasal, twangy voice, and use all the tricks of vaudeville and slapstick.

    Their peak may have come in the early '50s, when 75,000 people turned out to see them appear at New York's Paramount Theatre. But after 16 movies, bored by being seen as nothing but a foil for Lewis, Martin decided to go solo. His last performance with Lewis took place at 2:30 a.m. at the Copacabana in New York. They played three shows that night, taking the audience from laughter to tears.

    The pair reunited briefly in 1960 -- for 15 minutes. But in 1976, Frank Sinatra arranged for Martin to surprise Lewis on his telethon, an appearance which ended the team's feud. Lewis also appeared at Martin's 72nd birthday, presenting him with a cake and joking, "Why we broke up, I'll never know." Neither do we, but we're glad for their time together."
    The Crooner and The Clown Cry
  • Is The Dark Knight for Kids? - Connected Parent - Yahoo!...

    Rated Jul 21 2008 3 reviews comics, superheroes, movies, batman, dark knight yahoo.com

    I'm in total agreement here - excellent movie, but not for pre-teens.

    From the page: "Is 'The Dark Knight' for Kids?
    Dave Rogers

    It's not a comic book movie.

    That's the first thing you should know when your kids ask to see "The Dark Knight," this summer's biggest blockbuster. The film is vastly more true to Frank Miller's famous alternative view of The Batman than to the zap-pow camp of Adam West's TV portrayal and sanitized DC comics that filled our childhood.

    So how do you answer? Should your children see "The Dark Knight?" We turned first to our resident film fanatic and visual designer, Chuck Kim, the first of the Yahoo! Kids team to see the box office smash.

    "I would not take a kid to see 'The Dark Knight,' said Chuck. "The Joker and Two-Face alone could give a kid nightmares." The oft-mentioned violence is not of one of gore, he says, but more of the heartâ€"and thus potentially more terrifying. "The main thing is that it is a very dark movie," Chuck concludes."There's no ray of hope for the city." He recommends kids be 14 or older to see the film.

    Such cautions seem to be the consensus, beginning with movie's star, Christian Bale, who said this on the "Today Show:"



    "It's quite haunting. It's something which will stay with you for quite a while afterward. I'm not sure how much a child will be oblivious to that. I would say starting at about 9, maybe 10 years old may be an appropriate age for kids to be able to deal with this."
    Is The Dark Knight for Kids? - Connected Parent - Yahoo! Kids Parents
  • Goodbye, Cruel World! - The Spark of Yahoo!

    Rated Jul 18 2008 1 review movies, death, hollywood, suicide, mysteries yahoo.com

    From the page: "Goodbye, Cruel World!
    By Dave Sikula
    Fri, July 18, 2008

    She was 36, a movie star, and romantically linked with such Hollywood legends as Charlie Chaplin, Gary Cooper, and Johnny Weissmuller... so why did she kill herself? July 18 would have been the 100th birthday of actress Lupe Velez -- known in the less-politically-correct days of the 1940s as "The Mexican Spitfire" -- had she not, in 1944, for reasons known ultimately to herself, committed suicide.

    While the exact circumstances of her death are cloudy -- thanks to Tinseltown sleazemeister Kenneth Anger, the story of her allegedly drowning in her toilet is legendary -- her suicide was only one in a long line of celebrities who have died by their own hands, whether through lack of success or too much pain. Of course, not every attempt succeeds: The list of celebrities who tried to end it all -- including journalist Mike Wallace, baseball superstar Ken Griffey, Jr., Olympic diver Greg Louganis, opera diva Maria Callas, actress Elizabeth Taylor, and singers Sammy Davis, Jr., Johnny Cash, and Donna Summer, even actor Clark Gable -- is almost as long as the list of those who have succeeded. Writer Dorothy Parker attempted to kill herself so many times that her best friend, humorist Robert Benchley told her, "Dottie, if you keep this up, you're going to ruin your health."

    Not every "suicide" has been self-inflicted. The deaths of Marilyn Monroe and George Reeves have provided conspiracy buffs with years of controversy over whether they were murdered on not. And not every celebrity who ended their own life suffered from mental anguish. Suave and sophisticated character actor George Sanders was merely "bored."

    In spite of the snark, the pain of those left behind is as real as that of those who leave, and we can only hope that, wherever she is, Lupe Velez has found peace and happiness."
    Goodbye, Cruel World! - The Spark of Yahoo!
  • on Yahoo! Summer Movie Guide

    Rated Jul 10 2008 1 review movies, superheros, hell boy yahoo.com

    Bad elves, good demon, go figure.
     on Yahoo! Summer Movie Guide
  • John Wayne
  • Friday the 13th (2009)

    Rated Jul 01 2008 2 reviews movies imdb.com

    Oh God, please let this be the last one...
    Friday the 13th (2009)
  • Jonesing for Indy - The Spark of Yahoo!

    Rated May 22 2008 1 review archaeology, movies, treasure, actors, indiana jones yahoo.com

    From the page: "Jonesing for Indy
    By Michelle Heimburger
    Thu, May 22, 2008

    Despite our better judgment, we're nerdily excited about "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." We know the reviews haven't been great, but who cares? Of course the sequels haven't been able to live up to "Raiders of the Lost Ark" -- either as films or as fond memories for the children of the 80s. Yes, we know the series has its flaws: Some characters are incredibly annoying, and perhaps the sound guys are a bit too fond of the Wilhelm Scream. And okay, the charges of sexism and xenophobia do have some merit. But they're retro pulp stories... and we can forgive a lot for Indy.

    We can willingly suspend some disbelief at the idea of a senior citizen spryly leaping around ancient ruins and battling baddies. Is it any sillier than a 50-year-old Batman, a 55-year-old Terminator, or a 60-year-old Rocky Balboa? Besides, we think archaeology professors are supposed to be a little crusty. And a 65-year-old Harrison Ford is still more fun to watch than two hours of CGI robots smashing each other, or sitcom stars fumbling through endless romantic comedies.

    For Indy fans, it doesn't matter if it's High Art, or if the critics think it's a Good Film. We just want to capture the nostalgic thrill of the earlier movies in the franchise. Will there be an absurd plot and ludicrous villains? Hooray! Booby-trapped ruins and a cringe-worthy disregard for historical artifacts? Bravo! An implausible level of whip-cracking machismo from someone's foxy, fedora-wearing grandpa? Perfect! Sign us up. Now please excuse us while we prepare for the event by getting a fiendish sugar buzz from Pixie Stix, lip-synching along to Bananarama, and making a fort out of the couch cushions."
    Jonesing for Indy - The Spark of Yahoo!
  • The Defining Moment - The Spark of Yahoo!

    Rated Apr 11 2008 1 review history, movies, photography, arts, photographers yahoo.com

    From the page: "The Defining Moment
    By Jerry Welch
    Fri, April 11, 2008


    "A picture is worth a thousand words," or so the old maxim goes. For some photographers, a single image can define their lives.

    Eadweard Muybridge's life was defined on July 11, 1878, when he settled a long-standing dispute over whether all four hooves of a horse came off the ground when galloping. On that day, Muybridge set up a system of twelve cameras alongside a track on what is now the campus of Stanford University, and captured a set of images destined to become iconic.

    That day was the turning point in Muybridge's career. Previously a successful documentor of the American West, he began to focus on in-depth motion studies of men, women, and a variety of animals. His later invention of the Zoopraxiscope led him to be known as the Godfather of Cinema.

    Many artists have defining moments in their careers, although not many of those moments result in seismic shifts in their art. Below is a list of five photographers who have made such an impact. We've gathered a large collection of websites about them and their works. Click, and discover."
    The Defining Moment - The Spark of Yahoo!
  • What a Glorious Feeling! - The Spark of Yahoo!

    Rated Mar 26 2008 1 review movies, musicals, hollywood, entertainment, actors yahoo.com

    From the page: "What a Glorious Feeling!
    By Dave Sikula
    Wed, March 26, 2008

    Writer Ray Bradbury once described "Singin' in the Rain" as a science-fiction movie, because it tells the story of people trying to deal with a new technology -- movies with sound.

    While that's an interesting interpretation, we're pretty sure that all writers Betty Comden and Adolph Green had in mind was using the song catalog of Arthur Freed (who produced the movie) and Nacio Herb Brown to poke fun at Hollywood conventions and the panic that Tinseltown found itself in in 1927, when it realized that actors suddenly had to talk."
    What a Glorious Feeling! - The Spark of Yahoo!
  • Iron Man trailers and video clips on Yahoo! Movies

    Rated Mar 10 2008 1 review comics, iron man, movies, tony stark, superhero yahoo.com

    The new trailer rocks. This looks like it could be better than the Spider Man series.
    Iron Man trailers and video clips on Yahoo! Movies