Things I Can't Spell Without U
"Us" and "trust" are a couple words I can't spell without "U", but there are at least forty other words that you can't spell without "U".
"It Started In The Shire"
To the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire", a capsule summary of J.R.R. Tolkien's epic trilogy and the prequel with Jar Jar Binks using the magic of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Behind the Scenes: Season 3 - Episode 2
Behind the Scenes: Season 3 - Episode 1
What if a Horse Ran a Bank?
The following is a rather niche, explicit, raw, candid poem, about how the world would be different, if horses were in charge of the bank.
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Mitt Romney Writes to "Dear Abby"
With no one else to turn to, sixtieth-grader and former President of the Massachusetts club Mitt decides to ask "Abby" for help sorting out his Obama-rama-drama.
Autumn Preview 2012
What you can look forward to in autumn, the Stephen Baldwin of seasons. #Thanksgiving #OVOXO #GLUTEN #ROMNEY2012 #Eastwooding
Things That Are Made Cooler By "In the Air Tonight"
The following is a list of things made infinity times cooler with the inclusion of "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins in the background.
Organizing YOUR Crime, YOUR Way!
You're a fat, balding man who has a perpetual frown. But like your fallen henchman once yelled, "It doesn't have to be this way!"
The Child of Jersey : A Beatnik Birth Announcement
Upon hearing the news that the orange star of a popular MTV reality show is now with child, I realized that the decline of mankind as we know it is imminent.
Prince Harry's Rejection Letter from the League of General...
Though he may be well on his way, the Grand Warlock of the League of General Debauchery and Hijinks has some friendly advice for Harry if he ever wants to become a bonafide badass.
Invitation to Chavril's Wedding
You are invited to the most random wedding announcement in the history of the world between two Canadian singers that were popular in 2003. There are no photos of them together that I could find. Save the d8.
STREAMLINE YOUR PRODUCTIVITY
Simply not enough hours in the day to read all the other guides of how you could be more productive? Just read this one, then. But you're probably busy doing other things too so read it on a treadmill to streamline that shit up.
A Journey to Wales
So, you want to plan a trip to Wales, do you? How very bold of you, considering nobody has ever traveled there or knows fuck-all about it.
"The Newsroom" : A Companion Guide
Aaron Sorkin's "The Newsroom" is the best thing on TV since the Sliced Bread Network. Because it's so intellectual and way above you, read this handy guide to keep up.
How to Behave at a Raffle
You've shelled out your own money, or a parent's, and wasted time being at an event that you'd rather not be at. The least God can do is give you the opportunity to win some free shit. How to react in this scenario.
Fox News Report on London 2012 OBAMA-lympics
An event designed to unite countries around the world in friendly competition, or a plot for world destruction courtesy of everyone's favorite Kool-Aid salesman? Read if you care about the safety of your children and aren't a terrorist.