 | Last login: 12 months agoMetavitae is a 21 year old single guy from New York, New York, USA. Health-Obsessed Internet Smartass. |
- Jul 8, 2008 8:36pm
- Not Gardasil, But Definitely A Shpot Heard 'Round The World
 Once Upon A Time, sweet kind ladies like my adopted Aunt, who was recently made an official Saint by The Vatican, would get together and have quaint little sales parties discussing things like makeup and reusable plastic storage containers.
In another notch down the ratchet of our increasingly Britney-fied culture, Ladies who had long-ago abandoned their prim but sassy Doris Day dresses for -well maybe not Christina Aguilera Underpants,
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- Stephen Colbert Makes Dean Kamen Remove Doritos From Water
 Jul 8, 2008 8:27pm  (1 review) health http://www.metavitae.com/archives/2008/0...- Just a funny vid.
Sad that the people who need these boxes may never see them.
De-ionized water can pull the minerals out of your bones and teeth.
- Jul 8, 2008 8:25pm
- Must figure out way to get entry images in these submissions!
- TRIPLE FRAK!!! =Rocket Fuel In Water. EPA Sez, "What, me worry?"
- Jul 8, 2008 8:24pm (1 review) health http://www.metavitae.com/archives/2008/0...
- -Probably won't do anything to get it out of the water or pass any laws that "represent a meaningful opportunity for reducing risks to human health" -yay.
Wait, what was that about buying a really good home water filter?
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- Aw, FRAK
- Jul 8, 2008 8:21pm (1 review) health http://www.metavitae.com/archives/2008/0...
- I hate it when Canadians are actually right about something.
So long Nalgene, we knew ye well.
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- Nero; -I Mean Teh EPA Sez No Known Ill Effects from PPCPs In Water
- Jul 8, 2008 8:19pm (1 review) health http://www.metavitae.com/archives/2008/0...
- -O RLY?
Or: icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/25/o-rly/ [icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/25/o-rly/]
- Residual Antibiotics, Hormones found in Public Water
- Jul 8, 2008 8:18pm (1 review) health http://www.metavitae.com/archives/2008/0...
- Say it with me, "Repeated Long-Term Exposure"
Gotta upgrade to an Aquasana AQ-4000.
- Ben &Jerrys Wants Hormone Labeling on Ice Cream
- Jul 8, 2008 8:08pm (1 review) health http://www.metavitae.com/archives/2008/0...
- Seemed like a good idea, right?
But, I guess a few of our lawmakers are trying to distract us the same way David Copperfield makes elephants disappear.
-Big flashy noise over 1 side, nobody looks at the other place.
Ridiculous specious argument over here, nobody notices hand of lobbyists lodged up politician's butt, like a puppeteer.
- ACHTUNGUNTZEE! -Crest Pro-Health Mouthwash and Brown Spots
- Jul 8, 2008 8:05pm (1 review) health http://www.metavitae.com/archives/2008/0...
- Well, it's back to taunting the Hellboy-scale Demons of my own alcoholism with traditional 80-Proof mouthwash, because after hearing the horror stories of the "Turns Teeth Brown" mouthwash, alcoholism seems Waaay more palatable than anything but perfectly white teeth.
Hmmm... supposed to help, does opposite of helping -product. -Don't the Germans have a 1-word answer for that? Farfergnugen? Schadenfreude??
- The "Clean Plate Club" Can Actually Be A Bad Thing
- Jul 8, 2008 8:02pm (1 review) health http://www.metavitae.com/archives/2008/0...
- What the world,
needs now,
is
less French people,
less French people,
aaaaaannd sssmaller plaates.
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