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-Probably won't do anything to get it out of the water or pass any laws that "represent a meaningful opportunity for reducing risks to human health" -yay.

Wait, what was that about buying a really good home water filter?

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I hate it when Canadians are actually right about something.

So long Nalgene, we knew ye well.
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-O RLY?

Or: icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/25/o-rly/ [icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/25/o-rly/]

Say it with me, "Repeated Long-Term Exposure"

Gotta upgrade to an Aquasana AQ-4000.

Seemed like a good idea, right?
But, I guess a few of our lawmakers are trying to distract us the same way David Copperfield makes elephants disappear.
-Big flashy noise over 1 side, nobody looks at the other place.
Ridiculous specious argument over here, nobody notices hand of lobbyists lodged up politician's butt, like a puppeteer.

Well, it's back to taunting the Hellboy-scale Demons of my own alcoholism with traditional 80-Proof mouthwash, because after hearing the horror stories of the "Turns Teeth Brown" mouthwash, alcoholism seems Waaay more palatable than anything but perfectly white teeth.
Hmmm... supposed to help, does opposite of helping -product. -Don't the Germans have a 1-word answer for that? Farfergnugen? Schadenfreude??

What the world,
needs now,
is
less French people,
less French people,
aaaaaannd sssmaller plaates.

Aw dangit, it's a dang Quadruple Entendre.
Lady writes parody book to scare bus commuters about fatness being contagious, then it turns out another study actually says Yes.
-Wait; wasn't this an Alanis Morisette song???