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Aziz Ansari's stand-up is consistently on point.
Whether he's explaining the insanity of marriage, describing Cold Stone Creamery as the "epitome of American excess" or giving chickenpox a shoutout, we're pretty much always in agreement...
"Hello, ma'am. ¬†Can I get you anything to drink?"
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Pro Tip: Don't pretend to have a secret just so your significant other will
follow you around asking you about it, because when she finds out she'll
hit you on the head with an empty water bottle.