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Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some of the better ones that are flying around the web.
Two guys were taking Chemistry at the University of Mississippi. They
did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, such
that going into the final they had a solid "A". These two friends were
so confident going into the final ...
How's your Girl Scout cookie stash holding up? Well, no matter how long you hoard them, the sadness is inevitable... When you realize that was the last box of Girl Scout cookies: When you try to approach a girl at the bar: When someone asks,