For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the ke...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned t...
A balloonist is floating along and suddenly realizes he is
lost. He lowers his altitude and notices a man in the field
below him. He calls out to him saying: "Excuse me, but I am
lost. Could you tell me where I am?"
An engineer is working at his desk in his office. His cigarette
falls off the desk into the wastebasket, causing the papers within to
burst into flames. The engineer looks around, sees a fire
extinguisher, grabs it, puts out the flames, and goes back...