"Go online to read about the report, by the Health and Social Care Information Centre, and you’ll find the bottom half of the internet awash with infuriating smuggos who claim never to have taken a drug in their life, not even half an aspirin when their leg fell off. Well, whoop de do. Spare me your tedious self-righteousness, because if you ever have a serious illness or condition, physical or mental, l’d like to see you refuse drugs. Major surgery without any post-op painkillers or antibiotics? I don’t think so."