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Another week gone by, another bunch of stuff to talk about. This week the leap year reintroduced February 29th into our lives, which gave us an extra day to discuss the Academy Awards and Snooki's rumored pregnancy.
If you've ever been convinced by a salesperson that you truly wanted a product, done something too instinctively, or made choices that seemed entirely out of character, then you've had an idea planted in your mind.
HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer's glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her "Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?"
Look up to the...
At about 1:25 a.m. on Dec. 3, I sent a quick message to SantaClaus@gmail.com. I figured if Santa was going to have an email account, it would be Google-based. When the note didn't kick back, I wrote a follow-up letter: So I'm supposing this does work...