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Aug 04
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1 review
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transportation
• caranddriver.com
From the page: "As part of his strategy to make the United States more like Sweden, our president has established an automotive task force of which he is chief executive officer, and a Mr. Steven Rattner is, at least for the time being, chief operating officer. Within minutes of their takeover, everything in the automobile business suddenly got unimaginably worse.
In all this madcap fun, nobody saw fit to offer me the job Mr. Rattner got. Although it appears the position will again become available, my phone is not ringing, and I feel terrible about it. In all modesty, I can only say that I would be a goddamn great car czar. I have the white hair that distinguishes all famous statesmen. I have the gift of gab, passed down from my fatherâ€s Welsh ancestors. I am a journalist, which is the same as saying that I am always correct in my judgments and I never lie. Finally, I love cars, pure and simple, which sets me apart from all of the people in our nationâ€s capital who are currently clamoring to be heard in the debates about and against the automobile."