Created
Nov 19
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one day I'll figure out how to shove a financial model up an accountants ass.
asshole 'financial expert' figured that a 15% lay off in department A will render 45% return on investment. I just needed to make sure they (the employees) accept this. the 15% totalled to 23 fulltime employees. People with families and I just needed to make sure they accepted this. My argument that these are human beings was interrupted (I fucking hate being interrupted) by the elaborate comment that "they're numbers and r.o.i.'s that all there is to it". Mr. asshole is also a Christian, so I asked mr. asshole at which point his moral became so fucking corrupted by his fairy tale book *black stare* and I told him to get fuck out of my office. Next asshole without a concious gets it.hard.
These are the kinds of assholes that fuck up economies. These are the assholes consulting multinationals how to maintain their precious competitive advantage. Fuck em. fuck em all.