From the page: "A young man walks into a bar. As soon as he steps up to buy a drink, he hears a curious melody. Looking around, he is astonished to find a tiny man banging out songs on a tiny piano just behind the counter. The bartender notices the patron and offers him a beer.
Still stunned, the young man takes the beer â" but before he can drink, a genie emerges from inside the glass.
âoeYou have one wish.â
The young man canât believe what is happening around him.
âoeOKâŠ if thatâs true than I wish for a million bucks.â
The genie disappears in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, a loud rumble is heard and a million ducks crash through the door, parading through the bar.
âoeHey, whatâs going on here!â the young man complains. âoeI donât want a million ducks! Thatâs not what I said!â
The barman replies, âoeYou think I wanted a 12-inch pianis"