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JohnMcCain

Last seen: 13 months ago

John McCain is a 73 year old guy from Phoenix, Arizona, USA

Here is the proof that I am aware of the internets. I love them, just like all of you young people do. I have my staff load my "laptop" with 12 Microsoft Internets to take them with me wherever I go. Boy oh boy.

I heard that there are some young ladies on the internets. Send me your telephone number and I will call you when I'm in your state. I'll even wear my "Old Cathedral" cologne. Ladies like you love my Republican Scent!

If you aren't Protestant, Male, Republican, and White, please check with my campaign manager before contacting me, because I don't want to associate with unsavory people. Did I mention that I'm a war hero and a former PRISONER OF WAR? "I was tortured, elect me"