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-The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
-Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
-Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
-Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
-If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
-I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
-A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
-My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
-Evolutionists have proof without many certainties. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
