Jennmcn

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Jenn is a woman from Fuck It's Hot, Arizona, USA

I cut off the tip of my index finger...ouch!

Cheers and welcome! I believe one should always match one's cocktail to their outfit. Of course beer goes with everything. I live on a strict diet of hyperbole, humor and sarcasm(as I only aspire to wit), it's very slimming and fairly amusing. An unapologetic dipsomaniac, I have more vices than I have virtues. I love wearing the color orange even if it clashes with my red hair. I basically have the musical taste of an adolescent boy but I don't have a taste for adolescent boys, I left that to Michael Jackson but since he's dead I'm not sure who will take up his mantle. I like full fledged grown up men...well you know the kind with hair in their naughty places, have separated from their mommy and their buddies but still do stupid silly shit. There is a little something to offend everyone on this blog and if I haven't offended you yet, please come back often because I promise I will get to you too. Yes, I despise Obama and his mendaciousness. I don't understand how people fell for him.