Table Athletic Guy -- This is a place where stories come...
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From the page: "That's my beautiful granddaughter! Those words are burned into everyone who sees Bob Dance's commerical's mind. This is Bob Dance's only selling point, he really doesn't say how he'll give you the best price, or even what the prices of his cars are. He just has his granddaughter say, "Bob Dance, where everybody rides!" and then he'll respond, "That's my beautiful granddaughter!"
Sometimes he'll mix it up. He'll shoot himself outta a cannon. Have a retard submarine commander walk in aimlessly. Even aim the commercial at his dog. Sometimes he bases the hole commercial on his granddaughter, without saying a word about his dealership at all! One commercial he had his granddaughter dancing in a circle for about 30 seconds, and then at the end he cut in, that's my beautiful granddaughter!"
hahaha so true
Sometimes he'll mix it up. He'll shoot himself outta a cannon. Have a retard submarine commander walk in aimlessly. Even aim the commercial at his dog. Sometimes he bases the hole commercial on his granddaughter, without saying a word about his dealership at all! One commercial he had his granddaughter dancing in a circle for about 30 seconds, and then at the end he cut in, that's my beautiful granddaughter!"
hahaha so true
